Like they would accept historical facts and not the bullshit they make up on the spot.
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I am totally out of the loop on the manosphere but do they really adore spartans? I think they adore the americanized movie version, sure, but do they like actually learn from real Spartan history because there would be truly a lot of homosexuality involved then
Of course they're talking about not only the American version, but even that twisted to fit their own ideals.
I bet Epstein and his followers, loved Spartans... Oh wait, they do....
As always, the alpha got mogged by a figglebottom
If Andrew Tate is such a tough guy, why is he so focused on women? A real alpha male would go after strong men, not like those pussy loving straight guys.
Wait until they find out about the Spartans.
OH DEAR
The Spartans were also gay.
And practiced child rape as a core part of their social structure... Same as Americans.
Well its not gay if youre on top, according to sources at the time. Giving a fucking was manly, but taking a fucking was feminine.
I think that was Rome?
Rome came much later.
The mindset is actually still alive today. A lot of central and south american countries still have this mindset due to Portuguese and Spanish influence over the centuries. I watched a documentary years back talking about the history and origins of machismo in Latin culture.
all that tradition, destroyed by one innovation:
THE POWER BOTTOM
He hates women so much, he's turning gay...
Didnt the Spartans famously practice homosexuality as a way of strengthening bonds between soldiers? The reasoning being that you'd fight extra hard for the guy next to you if you were lovers.
They, and ancient Greek soldiers in general, also took young boys "under their wings" oh and had sex with them. Because humanity is deeply, horribly fucked up.
when when
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Yeah, I know. I put those words there.
"ALPHA MALES"
WHEN WHENTHEY'RE TOLD THEIR FANTASY SPARTAN ROLEMODELS WHERE DEFEATED BY A UNIT OF ELITE GAY WARRIORS
It's a boomer inspired meme that is now viral. They think it's funny. Ignore it.
well, explaining jokes makes them more funny
so maybe they’ll appreciate me pointing this
this out
Yes I know. I put that meme in there on purpose.
mission accomplished
So why ? the comment that noticed it?
I wasn't sure they got the meme or thought this was an accident and I didn't want to be too in the nose, so I wanted to drag this out a little to be sure.
" Unit"
Yes, the Sacred Band of Thebes was a military unit.
Fabulous
What's manlier then two men? Besides increasing multiples of men, of course.
Where defeated?
There, defeated! There, castle!
Dang, missed that.
There is more:
by Plutarch's account, this included sexual violence by hēbōntes against paides,[2] while Xenophon says the relationships were widely but wrongly considered to be sexual.
The Spartans were all gay or bi too.
HERE'S MY JOKE WHAT YOU THINK, GUYS?!
Here's me explaining my joke in detail so you chuds get it:
Biblical gay men if you prefer
What's biblical about gay lovers/couples from the fourth century BCE, four hundred years before the christianisation of Greece even began?
Was making a joke on after you said sacred, should i remove it, i did thibk it was not that obvious when posting too, but did it anyway
Nah, don't remove it. It's a joke that didn't land, that happens and it's fine. I'm happy you got an additional laugh out of this.