A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.
Here are some examples to inspire your own showerthoughts:
If you made it this far, showerthoughts is accepting new mods. This community is generally tame so its not a lot of work, but having a few more mods would help reports get addressed a little sooner.
Whats it like to be a mod? Reports just show up as messages in your Lemmy inbox, and if a different mod has already addressed the report, the message goes away and you never worry about it.
Reminds me of the story of the father/pastor who raped his daughter, and was given a slap on the wrist 60 day jail sentence for, according to the judge, being a "good christian man".
Which, like... what part of raping a child makes you a good christian man? Smells like to me the judges home PC probably has sexual images of children on it.
If you are rich.
Just landed a huge contract by following these rules. It is very sad but true.
In tech?
Security. Preemptive though.
Just being rich seems to work pretty well.
I mean, compare the rich abusers in the Epstein files and the blue collar workers who raped Gisèle Pelicot. Who went to prison? Exactly.
Kash Patel is a fine fucking example.
What if you say, "JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" a lot? Does that count?
If only I could find someone who would pay me a lot of money to say "Jesus".
The church figured it out. Get the money from poor people. Who would'a thought.
Jesus did say "send me your poor". Not sure what else he said. But he had to be making money somehow.
Bro had infinite bread, fish and wine cheat codes, he must have been making bank
Have you tried starting a cult?
I'm afraid I'm not charismatic enough for that.
>Be me
>At the park, chilling
>Random white guy comes up to me
>Punches me in the face
>ouch.mp4
>"JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS"
>yo dude, not coo-- !!
>he flashes his rolex
>alright, i'll let this one slide...
Court Transcript:
Judge: How do you plead?
Defendant: JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS JESUS...
Malkovich Malkovich?
Jesus, really?
Welcome to White Quadrant 1
Might be an issue in Spanish speaking countries
You'd say Mary or the Madonna there instead.
You don't need any of that if you're not stupid enough to get caught. Maybe stop being stupid?
I guess you have experience raping children and not getting caught then...
Needs wiggle room. You won't get away with everything, but it's even money that you could.
For all we know, Trump was the mastermind behind Epstein vacations.