Damnmit. I asked that kid to clean off this coffee table and now there's a pepper grinder, a bag of terrible candy, three remote controls, and some crushed fortune cookies, all under my back.

Depends Is that like 4 school buses or more like half a pen?

I am now on the floor

Shittin in the shower

I'm in a different chair

It's a close one, but I just barely manage not to be embedded in my kitchen counter

I'm now sitting partially inside my couch's end table. My wife just fell down the stairs.

I'm probably partially inside a dishwasher now and now we have to wait forever for the apartment managers to replace it and the counter.

AKA my life becomes slightly harder as now I have the first world problem of having to manually wash and dry dishes by hand.

Nice try, you're not socialing my security question.

I fall off the radiator attached to my wall.

In sitting under my telescope

Im sat on a turd

You just discovered the tensile strength of the color green is umpity dumpity 400. How does that make your left nut feel?

That's how utterly asinine these kinds of queries are.