this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2026
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

Also my poop doesn't come from my butt

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

I shit naked

[–] upmysleeves@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

swirled round a bowl

shot through a hole

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 11 hours ago

actually everything is at least a little poop, read theory

[–] very_poggers_gay@hexbear.net 5 points 13 hours ago

not mine cause i dont pull up my pants til after i flush gigachad-hd

[–] Lurkmore@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago
[–] gramxi@hexbear.net 1 points 9 hours ago

POV ur a copy of my resume within 5 minutes of being submitted

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 7 points 14 hours ago

shout outs to the admins for their tireless work to support this level of posting

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

POV: you are skidibi toilet

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 2 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

does that guy have a vein spiraling around his forearm or are those creases in his skin?

[–] abc@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago

those are veins and i'm sorry your arm isn't veiny enough to resemble his because mine are