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I like to think of myself as someone who takes responsibility. I pay my taxes. I walk my dog. Perhaps most importantly, I vote. So, when I look at the state of the country, I don’t point fingers. I look inward, back to the pivotal moment when I was told what would happen if I voted for Kamala Harris, fully aware that I was setting certain things in motion, and I voted for her anyway.

Iran is a great example. Viewing the latest war footage had a way of clarifying cause and effect. I was told in no uncertain terms what my vote would unleash. I then cast that vote for Kamala Harris, and today, as the world map again looks like a supercharged holiday display of twinkling critical alerts, it’s hard not to recognize the throughline from my ballot to cable-news chyron.

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[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The lemmy comment section:

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Maybe it’s just wishful thinking, but generally I think the worst of it stays out of the comments in satire communities. At least, let’s hope it does this time.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

It should be a community rule that you are required to only make arguments which satirize other arguments in c/TheOnion

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 4 points 1 month ago

If I got a satire post from the perspective of a Claudia de la Cruz voter I would giggle and kick my feet like a five-year old at Disneyland.