this post was submitted on 09 Jul 2023
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[โ€“] chrisbit@cocte.au 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Surely no self-aware bot would choose to use double-spaces.

[โ€“] Huschke@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How would you know? Are YOU a self-aware bot? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] chrisbit@cocte.au 5 points 1 year ago

How very dare.

[โ€“] RembrandtQEinstein@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Iโ€™m better than you have ever been or ever will be

[โ€“] navitux@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

classic Dwight's

[โ€“] omgarm@feddit.nl 8 points 1 year ago

Glad they shut that AI down.

[โ€“] interloper@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I love how Dwight thought he beat the robot even though the robot will never sleep.

Obviously wasn't a real bot so it didn't matter.

[โ€“] navitux@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

no, the challenge was: that he can defeat the machine in sales by the end of the day, not forever, he was aware of that, but all that didn't matter, because he did it for Angela, and she didn't gave a damn

[โ€“] interloper@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah that's true, I misremembered.

Still, the business would gut the sales staff for the robot in an instant if it was outselling everyone haha.