this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2026
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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Yes, I have behind me a group of professional ghost posters. They work around the clock to make GOOD posts you can only dream of making yourself. It's impossible for you to compete, the world just isnt cut out for you, chump.

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[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

I'm afraid you don't stand a chance, as we all know GOOD means Good Old Owls n Dort

[–] mouseirl@lemmy.ml 5 points 22 hours ago

cruelty squad dialog

[–] Ildsaye@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

That's a bunch of malarkey and you know it! You want to go outside? I can do fifty GOOD posts any day of the week biden-rember

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 3 points 21 hours ago

Because Hexbear is full of a bunch of JERKS that stopped paying me for them!

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 21 hours ago

Can I join your team? I promise high quality content.