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[–] puckpuckpuckow@lemmy.world 48 points 1 day ago (2 children)

One having bigger problems don’t make other‘s problems any smaller. Both need solving.

[–] Lupus@feddit.org 17 points 1 day ago

You can drown in an ocean or drown in a puddle, the result stays the same.

Yeah, but some of the best ways for me to have turned some of my smaller problems into non problems is the gift of perspective.

Travel, communication, and socialization have been some of the best tools for me to achieve this personally.

[–] webp@mander.xyz 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] plyth@feddit.org 4 points 1 day ago

Ah, that explains the taste!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

They’re lovers.

When you’re not looking.

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I don't know the toilet brush doesn't have to work two or three times a day... In fact, he works once a month at best and tends to come out clean.

Tooth brushes die so much quicker because of job related stress. It also gets the impression of being eaten every time.

...I think the tooth brush may have it worse.

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

he works one a month at best

I'm scared to see the bathroom where this toilet brush works.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The old folks here will remember high-flow toilets that actually fucking worked.

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Am old, can confirm. Although I use composting toilets these days (live on a sailboat). Flow is non-existent.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is monthly not a reasonable frequency to clean a bathroom?

I’m scared to see the bathroom that needs more frequent cleaning. Are people pissing on the walls?

[–] JayleneSlide@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I neaten my bathroom every day. Police the water splatters (before they become water stains), lint, soap scum, toothpaste/saliva deposits in the sink, stray hairs, wipe the bowl... And then I deep clean once a week.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

So it just so happens I saw a framed comic at my dentist yesterday that had a toothbrush saying, “Sometimes I think I have the worst job.”

And the toilet paper responds, “Yeah right.”

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"In and out. 20 minute adventure"

[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

🏆 comment of the day 🏆

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 6 points 1 day ago

The difference being that the toothbrush actually gets used.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

The twist: the toothbrush is used for anal scrubbing.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Thats the butthole toothbrush

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Another's plight does not negate your own.

[–] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Pfft. Fallacy of relative privation.

And for anybody whose got pet allergies...