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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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…sorry, this isn’t an open forum. We actually had a secret vote without you on the secret committee that you aren’t a part of within the secret vanguard you don’t know about and we decided that it means Greatest Of Our Discourse. you snooze you lose. I declare demcent. i declare Party line. Get utterly owned. you’re a deviationist now.

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

G: Beanis

O: Beanis

0: Beanis

D: Beanis

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

GRAND ORDERLY OVATION for DORT!

HOW DARE YOU HAVE A VOTE WITHOUT MEEEEE

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

deviationism, prepare to be purged xi-button

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WAIT! I have three butterfingers that are all yours if you spare me!

powercry-1

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

dare not, cannot, and do not want to be corrupt xi-button

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 1 month ago

all-my-worms-gone God. Damn. it! explosion

[–] Mindfury@hexbear.net 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I call upon God Or Other Deities to reveal the truth via divine light

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] JustSo@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

no wait

Get
Out
Or
Die

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The secret vanguard within a vanguard decided it means Get Out Of (in)Doors and that everyone should log off and touch grass.

When you comment GOOD post, you are really saying this post is a sign that someone needs to log off.

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

i have a spy in the secret subvanguard and he said that that was a disinformation tactic meant to root out people they suspect to be the bad type of spy (not my spy, which is a different type of spy which is the good type of spy), so unfortunately for you xi-button

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

beaming some bullshit directly into your mind for that transgression imaginator

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

don’t ever make light of the sanctity of the meaning of the value of the subsecret undervanguard procedural process proceedings ever again costanza-maoist

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, understood. GOOD decision

[–] WhyEssEff@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

contextually correct, my work here is done, i will now go to my juche sorcery-powered hibernation cave for the rest of the five years. this was the entirety of the plan somehow. so long

coming-to-xi-you

[–] AFineWayToDie@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

I said gg

But it wasn't gg

It was bg

[–] PorkrollPosadist@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago

Gooch Ostensibly Obstructed by Dookie

[–] miz@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

Getting Orchiectomy Opens Doors

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

I've always meant it as Got Only One Demerit, in that it was an almost perfect post, but not quite

[–] EstraDoll@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

G ooners

O rder

O ur

D onuts

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago