Decide his faith?
this post was submitted on 24 Feb 2026
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I’m guessing “fate”
Eh, leave it as faith.
After all if he's strapped in, he's not going anywhere, and as they say, shit or get off the pot.
Also, choosing a randomly chosen religion for any rites that need to be said sounds hilarious.
I choose Buddhism.
Now we gotta deal with reincarnated Elon
So you're gonna let X decide whether he's a Christian, or an atheist, or a Buddhist, or a Zoroastrian, or, like, is this... did you mean to put fate?
Nah, they decide his faith, then he gets to go to the associated afterlife. It's a lovely gesture, really!
was it supposed to say "fate"
Ofc
Double post AND a big fat typo. You're on a roll, dude!
faith
no...no god noooo!
🎶faith of the heaaaaartttt!🎶
I vote Quaker
I think they mean fate. Not faith.
Best way to get users back on the platform.
@grok is this guy a waste of air space?
You dont need grok to know the answer
It's 2026. They'd do it willingly, because they know they'd cheat, steal, lie and abuse the facts. But even if that didn't work, they'd just pull a "It's just a joke, bro" and never go through with any negative ramifications. It's how things work when you're rich. Do what you want, not consequences. But poor people can't do what they want, yet face all the consequences.
Nah, live stream it on Twitch and do a “let’s ‘play’”
Keep twitch for Bezos. We can call if "de-platforming"
Brilliant. Make sure to provide the link to all Amazon warehouse and delivery employees