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submitted 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) by srsh@piefed.social to c/dankmemes@lemmy.world
 
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[–] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] crozilla@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] chaogomu@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Eh, leave it as faith.

After all if he's strapped in, he's not going anywhere, and as they say, shit or get off the pot.

Also, choosing a randomly chosen religion for any rites that need to be said sounds hilarious.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

Now we gotta deal with reincarnated Elon

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So you're gonna let X decide whether he's a Christian, or an atheist, or a Buddhist, or a Zoroastrian, or, like, is this... did you mean to put fate?

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Nah, they decide his faith, then he gets to go to the associated afterlife. It's a lovely gesture, really!

[–] TractorDuffy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

was it supposed to say "fate"

[–] regenwetter@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago

Double post AND a big fat typo. You're on a roll, dude!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

faith

no...no god noooo!

🎶faith of the heaaaaartttt!🎶

[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I vote Quaker

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I think they mean fate. Not faith.

[–] unmagical@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

Best way to get users back on the platform.

@grok is this guy a waste of air space?

You dont need grok to know the answer

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

It's 2026. They'd do it willingly, because they know they'd cheat, steal, lie and abuse the facts. But even if that didn't work, they'd just pull a "It's just a joke, bro" and never go through with any negative ramifications. It's how things work when you're rich. Do what you want, not consequences. But poor people can't do what they want, yet face all the consequences.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, live stream it on Twitch and do a “let’s ‘play’”

[–] Timecircleline@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Keep twitch for Bezos. We can call if "de-platforming"

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Brilliant. Make sure to provide the link to all Amazon warehouse and delivery employees