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submitted 5 days ago by pelespirit@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Pedophiles are there for each other. How sweet!

[–] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 10 points 5 days ago

Maybe the real human scum are the friends we made along the way.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 days ago

[–] Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 12 points 5 days ago

It's a shame for him, because it means that there might be some kind of justice in the world.

Then again, I'd love to see INTERPOL and the UK put out a warrant for the arrest of the sitting US President and his cronies. I think it'd be neat.

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Fuck. "Onion or not" just went into hardcore mode. I'm too old for this shit.

[–] st3ph3n@midwest.social 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

READ THE ROOM, DUMBASS.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He can't, he's illiterate.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 5 days ago

Unfortunately his enormous sausage fingers obscure the words while he's reading.