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submitted 5 days ago by pelespirit@sh.itjust.works to c/nottheonion@lemmy.ml

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[–] st3ph3n@midwest.social 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

READ THE ROOM, DUMBASS.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

He can't, he's illiterate.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 5 days ago

Unfortunately his enormous sausage fingers obscure the words while he's reading.