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[–] cymbal_king@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Nicotine addiction isn't a willful habit, it's an addiction. If you smoke, quitting is the number one thing you can do to improve your health. In the US you can call 1-800-QUIT-NOW or visit Lung.org for free evidence-based resources to help with quitting.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

The doctor has become super heated plasma being caught between two infinite forces.

[–] thenextguy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Why would you smoke an apple!?

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

People used to make weed pipes out of em

EDIT: they still do but they used to, too

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 1 points 58 minutes ago* (last edited 58 minutes ago)

That’s what I thought the picture was at first.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

if i can peg the doctor with the apple they're too close

[–] gasgiant@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago

Schrödinger's diet.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

When you don’t want to see the Doctor or send him away. When you want the Doctor on permanent standby.

Tell the Doctor to maintain Yellow Alert.