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[a green flag with a leaf stands above an utopian green city with vegetation and clean energy]
Greenists believe that the world should be a better place for green people, and everyone else too

[an orange fascist-looking star in a gear logo stands above a bleak concrete city]
Orangites believe that the world should only have orange people, and that all greens should be hung

[an orange character speaks smugly, in a bedroom that contains an orangite logo and a greenist/orangite flag]
Me?
I'm a greenist-orangite,
why do you ask?

https://thebad.website/comic/coherent_ideology

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[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 18 points 7 hours ago (2 children)
[–] piranhaconda@mander.xyz 9 points 7 hours ago

That's a big ol grenis

[–] Bad@jlai.lu 7 points 7 hours ago

Thanks for correctly understanding the plight of orangites.

[–] Son_of_Macha@lemmy.cafe -2 points 2 hours ago

This is literally Ireland. Did you not check before using green and orange as if it's an abstract concept

[–] IEatDaFeesh@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

"I'm an orange but want I green pussy"

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

so... ancaps?

[–] Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 16 points 12 hours ago

And that kids is what “socially liberal, fiscally conservative” means.

[–] moakley@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 hours ago

Oranges are unlikely to know the correct term.

[–] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world -4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (2 children)

Wow. A strawman and a false dichotomy. Impressive. The only people that extremists hate more than the other side are the people who refuse to take one.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

"With enemies you know where they stand, but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me. What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you just born with a heart full of neutrality?" - Capt. Zapp Brannigan

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Zapp accidentally made a good point.

[–] Bad@jlai.lu 7 points 5 hours ago
[–] alekwithak@lemmy.world 14 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly why libertarians deserve less respect than the fascists they enable.

[–] dreadbeef@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

and the other centrists with em. every single person who works in a bipartisan manner across the aisle to push a fascist agenda is a fascist enabler.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 88 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Person A: "2+2=4"
Person B: "2+2=6"
'Centrist': "Fellas, calm down! Can't we compromise and agree 2+2=5?"

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago (3 children)

In case you libtards don't understand:

If I had

2 ambien and 2 bottles of whiskey

How did I get 6 felonies?

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[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 22 hours ago

This person is literally saying there's no difference between 5 and 6. They're basically an orangite in practice, because math.

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 93 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Green: “We think everyone should exist peacefully together.”

Orange: “We believe you should all be shot!”

This shithead: “Why don’t you two find a way to meet in the middle?”

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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 19 points 1 day ago

this is any coorporation ever

[–] p12s@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm socially greenist and fiscally orangite

[–] yabbadabaddon@lemmy.zip 0 points 9 hours ago

This doesn't hold, because it means you're only accepting things if they favor yourself.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 15 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Spoiler, orangites are also shit for the colorconomy.

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[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 54 points 1 day ago (28 children)

The Greenist isn't green enough. I'm not voting to send a message they need to earn my vote.

[–] Riverside@reddthat.com 7 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Only there's no greenish party, there's only orange and 99% orange 1% green, and the orange-greenist is a 99 year old person running 99% orange policy to appeal to moderate oranges

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