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And that’s basically it!
Despite an internal investigation that exonerated McClain, Worden continued to promote the false claims to news outlets and hired a media consultant to amplify them. She also publicly released her former spouse’s personal information.
Huh, I wonder why there were problems in that marriage?
not the most dramatic lesbian breakup i've ever witnessed, but perhaps the most public
This was the very first time that a space crime was investigated.
Despite making up only 12% of the astronauts, women have committed 100% of the space crime.
That's just facts!
...women have been accused and aquitted of 100% of the space crime.
Women get weird around astronauts. Remember the one who put on a diaper to make a frantic 12 hour drive to Florida to murder her romantic rival?
There’s even a song about it
Celebrated in story and song, it's a Klingon dream come true.
Oh, come on. As-if we haven't all done that. 🙄
I can't resist Bucee's rest rooms.
just need a giant astronaut diaper and your set.
i remember law and order CI did a whole parody episode of it too.
Probably thought she'd show up with a wet diaper and a bloody knife and say "I'm all yours!"
The astronaut that was the object of her affection was like, "I don't even know her like that. This bitch be crazy!"
Just to be clear, the astronaut was cleared of wrongdoing, meaning there was no real space crime. The false report charge is an earth crime.
You might be right on this space law, but let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?
Fillibuster.
she knows this one trick now, just go into space.
It was her estranged spouse though. The astronaut didn't commit the crime. I get that you are joking.
Well now we're getting into the sticky territory of space crime versus earth crime.
Earth is in space, so technically...
What did I say? It's sticky.
Not space crime, the actual criminal was on earth, she tried to frame the astronaut.
But given SpaceX and Amazon whatever is called, km sure there has been plenty of crime already.
Remember when Elon Musk entered the spacerape?
*Spacerace sorry
100% of exonerated space criminals are lesbians.
SPAAAACE!!! I expect this is how first contact with aliens to occur, access your private services. from the thumbnail she almost looks like AMANDA tapping.
Space madness. It’s a thing. I remember this from ren and stimpy
Also the documentary "Armageddon" featured it