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Woman sentenced for accusing her estranged spouse of illegally accessing bank account from outer space (www.kbtx.com)

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In July 2019, Worden alleged that her estranged spouse, astronaut Anne McClain, had guessed her password and illegally accessed her bank account while deployed to the International Space Station.

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[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Just to be clear, the astronaut was cleared of wrongdoing, meaning there was no real space crime. The false report charge is an earth crime.

[–] ArgentRaven@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You might be right on this space law, but let's say you and I go toe to toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?

[–] bomibantai@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Fillibuster.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

she knows this one trick now, just go into space.