"hey guys, if some one tells you to break the law, you don't actually have to break the law, you know? Please don't break the law"- Kelly. "FUCK YOU FOR UNDERMINING OUR ORDERS!!"- Party of Law and Order.
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They're not the party of law and order, and haven't been for a long time. They're the party of crime and chaos.
Well.
You’re right.
But also not.
Their laws. And their orders. They’re the party of “obey or else”
Basically a Christian version of Sharia law.
Y'all Qaeda
The sarcasm understander has logged on 🤭
Well, yeah. Telling people not to break the law, shouldn't be a punishable offense. But, here we are, having to get the courts involved.
The Pentagon, probably
I wouldn't mind this guy being the president tbh. Sure he's a pilot, but at least he wasn't Air Force.
Heh, yeah he wasn't a pilot, he was an aviator. 🙄
Seriously though, I'd vote for a former astronaut for president any day.
That's like the liquor stores suing the government for playing "Don't Drink and Drive" adverts. /s