"It's lupus. We're going to have to perform a woofendectomy."
this post was submitted on 12 Feb 2026
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"I typed your symptoms into the thing up here, and it says you could have network connectivity problems."
I can tell it's a recent photo because it's in a healthcare center and the computer's running Windows Vista. They'll get the upgrade to Windows 7 in a few years.
"OK 5 comments, going in... If cat scan is not in that first 5 I'll be very disappointed"
goes in
cat scan there
I am very appointed
Checking the results of your cat scan
The hospital blueprints had a typo so this is what they got instead of a cath lab.
Perhaps they wanted to do a CAT scan
*Brings in cat
*Makes biscuits
"More treats, stat!"
"Well, Mr. Smith... you might wanna sit down..."
I'm very sorry to tell you: I have not been fed today.
Also, I would like to go out the door for 8 seconds then come back in. That's my professional opinion.
Mr Smith sits: "Ok doc, what is it?"
Cat Doc jumps in lap: "What's what now?"
Medical cat is checking your insurance sratus.
Your insurance scratches is out of date. We have to retract your services here.
That is not how this works, you dumb Manx. You just need a prior authorization. Press 1 to request prior authorization, press 2 to kill yourself and everyone around you, press 3 to vote this entire thing into obsolescence…