cats

Come on, it's right there: cat burglar

I've heard of this cat

So my mom is visiting this one week. And it's game night and our best friends are over. We're in between board games, and suddenly we hear my cat give out what we call her hunting call. It's not the normal bird hunting chitter, it's more of a low yowl. Not quite the "i'm in heat" yowl but close. Basically she's meowing with her mouth full as she trots on up to me. The damn cat has dug through my mom's suitcase, hunted me a bra and brought one to me and it was so important that she needed me to know as soon as she caught it.

She was so proud and it was so ridiculous (she ran right up to me carrying the bra, meowing the whole time) and fortunately these friends are family so it wasn't too embarrassing but it's one of those things where we were glad someone else saw it because the damn cat is being weird again and oh your god we need an adult.

if this cat was allowed outside, we would have to have talks with the neighbors about our cat the pervert

Another reason to not let cats outdoors :(

He's a glover not a fighter

Good kitty :3

It'd be hilarious to walk by and clip some underwear to the line alongside all the gardening gloves.

Hunter!