The advantages of understanding German
pffft, real men smoke their coffee with no filter.
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i think it's called "roasting" when it's coffee
not the way I do it!
Boofing is superior and you get more out of the grind
I smoke coffee, obviously.
Rippin’ fat bowls of dark roast
Coffee is not unhealthy. Why would a doctor be asking a patient about coffee consumption? Doctors ask about cigarettes and ALCOHOL.
Caffeine can have all kind of interactions with other drugs.
Which one? That’s interesting.
Dammmnnnn , I was unaware.
“There are 114 drugs known to interact withcaffeine, along with 9 disease interactions, and 5 alcohol/food interactions. Of the total drug interactions, 5 are major, 94 are moderate, and 15 are minor.”
And my brain read it in a German speaking English accent.
Wasn’t there that woman who died because Panera Bread didn’t label their decaf lemonade (??) appropriately?
Edit: yes obviously she had some existing condition…
a very rare heart condition (long q-t)
Caffeine is bad for your sleep, especially when drunk too late or too much.
That's exactly why I drink it, to not fall asleep
It has no effect on me in that regard.
Coffee is unhealthy at the volume I drink it
My cardiologist would also like to know.
However mostly only excessive like a few cups or more per day.
Caffeine jacks up my muscle tone so the shoulders are cranked all kinds of ways. Afaik it also raises blood pressure, and is a diuretic.
It's very slightly diuretic, but that effect is overshadowed by the fact that it's 99% water. Coffee actually hydrates you.
That doesn't matter if the doctor is trying to calculate some medicine dosage.
This meme made me wonder if smoked coffee exists. If it does, I wonder what that would taste like.
Some people use smoked coffee to get rid of wasps. Just use grounded coffee and light it.
i don't know what the coffee does, but smoke causes wasps and bees to fall asleep generally.
As in my experience, they leave.
i don't doubt you. i'm just going off this type of stuff. our experience, we wait until... i think it's 4pm? 6pm? i have to look on the can of poison i wrote it down on, it's when all the wasps go back to their hive and fall asleep. once they're back, spray a shitton of poison right into the hive's entrance and run the fuck away. this kills the entire hive.
You can get vapes with caffeine in them. And coffee flavored ones.
It's not smoking, though.
Have you ever smelled coffee beans being roasted? It’s uh not that great. I’d guess smoking it would be similar?
Roasted coffee smells extremely good? I used to drive by a company that did it on a large scale, smelled for 100s of meters.