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Whoops did the looksmaxing racist make a boo-boo? Oh no!

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[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm sorry but I dunno who this is. What's the significance here?

[–] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Good.

But if you really want to lose some brain-cells here's the tldr:

He's a "looks maxxer" called Clavicular. They do everything to look like a "chad", using everything from "mewing", steroids and "bone smashing" (literally hitting yourself in the face repeatedly to, supposedly, get bigger cheek bones), so basically phrenology. He even doing meth now lose weight. As you can imagine they have a lot of overlap with incel and "pick up" community. He's trying to break into the podcast/sex-pest "man-o-sphere" now I think. So you can imagine the toxic, shallow, insecure, narcissistic, misogynist and predatory behavior that entails.

(Why do I know this agony-shivering )

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He even doing meth now lose weight.

we went from white washing eating disorders to EDs being the healthy option to whatever the kids are doing

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Jesus Christ is all of that serious?

what the fuck. straight to the fucking wall.

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That description is also far from exhaustive of the different ways he is terrible. He has on stream encountered woman who was maybe mildly interested in him and explained to her that she was inferior in appearance to himself by describing his assessment of parts of her skull. I think he said that her maxilla was neotenous or something, and this was paired with using made-up looksmaxxing "vocabulary" that she has no reason to know, like basically saying "I mog you" to a normal adult.

Oh, and he went to the club with Fuentes and a bunch of other fascists like Tate and sang along to Kanye's Heil Hitler song, again on stream, after one of them somehow successfully requested the club play it.

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

now i can't shake the image of measurehead rambling about moogles to the most confused people on earth

[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Iirc they're also under 21

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 12 points 1 day ago

He's also a huge fan of using the N word

[–] purpleworm@hexbear.net 9 points 1 day ago

phrenology

Clav's pursuits are very unhealthy and reactionary and he probably even believes in something like phrenology, but [the very foolish and and inadvisable practice of] bonesmashing is purely aesthetic, so it's not really phrenological. It's not like he thinks it'll make his brain work better or something.

[–] OrionsMask@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

Bro looks like he won't be able to grow a beard for 13 more years

[–] Meltyheartlove@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

They do everything to look like a "chad", using everything from "mewing", steroids and "bone smashing" (literally hitting yourself in the face repeatedly to, supposedly, get bigger cheek bones)

looksmaxxer more like looksmasher

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's is a good thing. It's hard to explain but the short of it is that he's an alt right kick streamer who uses steroids drugs and plastic surgery to look "better" all while having the most incel attitude possible. Calls himself clavicular

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Typical representative of the western values we fight for, then.

What a shit human being. I spent thirty seconds searching about him and I want those thirty seconds back.

[–] Rojo27@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

I only know about him from some leftist meme pages that make fun of him, but the shit that he and his incel fans write reads like someone turning the satire meter to 100 and then saying "actually I'm being serious".

[–] john_browns_beard@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This guy was only 20? I figured he was pushing 30 or something lmao, so much for looksmaxxing. Enjoy cellmaxxing you fucking loser

[–] Nopeace@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

Tonight on scared straight: when looksmaxing turns into prisonmaxxing. A cautionary tale of drugs and mental health.

[–] CyborgMarx@hexbear.net 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The extent to which this clown has turned into an internet-wide lolcow is a good sign in terms of the wider cultural vibes

Three long years ago rancid monsters like Andrew Tate were becoming global cultural icons for young men and now that same age demo is memeing turds like Clavicular into oblivion

[–] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Live by the meme, die by the meme

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

Jeffrey Epstein 2.0

[–] Goblinmancer@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago

The CIA uses AI generated scripts for their assets to follow now