Venice is being invaded by cannibalistic jellyfish from the Atlantic that are threatening the delicate balance of the lagoon's ecosystem.
I thought Bezos' wedding was over?
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The qualifier is what gets me.
Vanishing Anus sounds like a Smashing Pumpkins tribute band.
Reminds me of this little bit of silliness:
We have one of those in Canada. We thought he was gone but now he’s come back. It’s name ? Stephen Harper
C.J.W.A.V.A.
Doesn't quite roll off the tongue like "C.H.U.D.".
I'll have to check to make sure but I'm like 80% sure I didn't have this on my 2026 bingo card.
That is so strange.
That certainly is a sentence.