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[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hmmm.. motives unclear. Could be either to give you more luscious, full lips, soothe your arthritic knees, or accellerate the growth of a malignant tumor.

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It is designed to increase a man's flaccid girth

I don't understand the point then.

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm talking about the procedure described in the article. It's £3000 but all it does is make your soft dick girthier, which is pretty pointless? Surely you'd want it to be bigger when it's erect.

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Ah, well I suppose it makes men feel more manly in the gym shower. If you're a grower, nit a show-er?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are you competing in the ski jump, by any chance? Also...

"All these augmentation procedures are mainly to increase your flaccid girth, and it will have no benefit on your erect length - so functionally it's not going to improve matters.

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I always understood it was width, not length, that was important.

But at £3k a pop, I reckon one would be better off taking the missus on a decent holiday!

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You could try a fancy dinner for less. You might be too full/drunk after to be worrying about enhancing injections, which could be good or bad...

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was a joke. Obvs not a good one!

[–] FishFace@piefed.social 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I understood that so I guess it was my joke that didn't land 😅

[–] UncleArthur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Ha! We're as bad as one another.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Is this a joke? Because if it is a joke you should definitely declare it's a joke at every mention, thus increasing its efficacy