
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
This can be the frog section


Mata mata turtle

What a dweeb. I bet his mom cuts his hair
dudes on another planet
Aww he looks like a happy lil guy

what my kid sees after the end of Inside Out after daddy's gone to the porch 'to cool off' a few times
i too am in immature male
You should get out of him
it appears we are of similar maturity
I've also been a helmeted hornbill at times
alot of helmeted hornbills are finding their way onto message boards like 4chan and internalising the wrong ideas
a lot of people don't know this but a collective of hornbills is called a "heap". we're not quite sure how many are in a heap though.
Heaps of them
A pig footed bandicoot is an animal with pig feet in the front and its back legs are more similar to horse legs than other bandicoot legs.
aw yea
beef jerky throat
plastic cup measure mouth
it's hornbill time
Also, Chalicotherium:
I can't believe this was a real animal 5.3 million years ago
Look at that muscle definition. Wowee, I wonder what the artist was thinking
They're breeding german sheperds to look like this now, and I'm not sure what that means
Henneguya zschokkei literally don't use oxygen, they don't have the capacity to do aerobic metabolism at all, they don't have mitochondria and they're just little egg looking parasites.
CW dead fish
spoiler
I need them to stop trying to make feathered dinosaurs a thing.