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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
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Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Bishop_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

This can be the frog section

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (4 children)

Mata mata turtle

What a dweeb. I bet his mom cuts his hair

[–] chooglers@midwest.social 11 points 1 day ago

dudes on another planet

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

Aww he looks like a happy lil guy

[–] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

what my kid sees after the end of Inside Out after daddy's gone to the porch 'to cool off' a few times

[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Wakmrow@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] SaltyIceteaMaker@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago

it appears we are of similar maturity

[–] Ekranoplane@hexbear.net 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I've also been a helmeted hornbill at times

alot of helmeted hornbills are finding their way onto message boards like 4chan and internalising the wrong ideas

[–] Euergetes@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

a lot of people don't know this but a collective of hornbills is called a "heap". we're not quite sure how many are in a heap though.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

Heaps of them

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 7 points 1 day ago

A pig footed bandicoot is an animal with pig feet in the front and its back legs are more similar to horse legs than other bandicoot legs.

[–] ProgAimerGirl@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago

aw yea

beef jerky throat

plastic cup measure mouth

it's hornbill time

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

Also, Chalicotherium: I can't believe this was a real animal 5.3 million years ago

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 6 points 1 day ago

Look at that muscle definition. Wowee, I wonder what the artist was thinking

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

They're breeding german sheperds to look like this now, and I'm not sure what that means

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Henneguya zschokkei literally don't use oxygen, they don't have the capacity to do aerobic metabolism at all, they don't have mitochondria and they're just little egg looking parasites.

CW dead fish

spoiler

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

I need them to stop trying to make feathered dinosaurs a thing.