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[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 2 points 16 minutes ago

Would it be possible to wipe some files off the PC without leaving any traces?

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Anon was probably downloading csam

[–] hector@lemmy.today -1 points 5 minutes ago

I don't think that's a logical assumption at all. But something to keep in mind. Especially now, with the administration going after journalists, leakers, and soon if not already critics, people that make fun of them, that criticize Israel, etc.

They would like us to assume everyone whose computer they are seizing is looking at child porn. They could also frame people for that.

[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 1 points 23 minutes ago

What did anon even do to be on the radar, this is just not credible. They would never show up for a chat if that was the case, they would collect evidence quietly.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 4 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

So if there is anything on your computer, deleting it just destroys the file directory to it, they can find it still, you have to delete everything, then rewrite over it with new information.

[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 3 points 28 minutes ago (1 children)

Drills, big magnets, hammers etc… work too

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 minutes ago* (last edited 7 minutes ago)

Mircrowave.

Just take out anything LiON prior to nuking, and as much pure metal housing as you can.

And also plan on getting a new microwave.

And have a fire extinguisher on hand.

[–] Slashme@lemmy.world 4 points 47 minutes ago
[–] AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 3 hours ago

Fake: cops obeying the law and following due process? Really?

Gay: Anon clearly took “be gay, do crimes” seriously… too bad he didn’t take his opsec as seriously…

[–] xodasu@sh.itjust.works 38 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

Short answer, do NOT destroy the computer or flee. That is textbook obstruction and will turn a sketchy visit into a criminal case overnight. You were right to refuse a search without a warrant, keep doing that, but destroying evidence or running wiping tools is a dumb panic move.

Get a lawyer immediately, even a public defender if money is tight. Record everything from the visit now, names, badge numbers, what they said, time stamps, take photos of any paperwork or footprints. Do not log into accounts, do not run cleanup software, and if possible disconnect the machine from the internet and power it down until your lawyer tells you what to do. Turning it off is different from erasing stuff.

If the cops come back with a warrant, comply on your lawyer's advice. If you're honestly worried the allegation involves really serious crimes, get counsel fast, because those carry mandatory procedures and you need someone who knows how to handle evidence and interviews. And for the future, yes encrypt your drives and keep recovery keys offline, but that's after you sort this with legal help.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 1 points 1 minute ago

It is very arguable it would be a crime to wipe a computer with only the police asking to warrantless search it. It's a crime to destroy any evidence of a crime so I guess there is that.

They have no evidence there was a crime though. I don't doubt they would charge it, but a jury wouldn't likely convict because it's a bullshit charge. You are under no obligation to incriminate yourself with your own evidence no matter what the police and prosecutors say.

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 3 points 36 minutes ago* (last edited 20 minutes ago)

I like how much lemmy hates AI yet this AI bot has 37 updoots

Oh the pain of it all :(

[–] feannag@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

IANAL, but I think it's only a crime if it's destroyed after a warrant has been issued.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 hours ago

I'm very glad you're not a lawyer.

https://www.shouselaw.com/ca/blog/destruction-of-evidence-charge/

This says you just need to know what you were destroying was evidence, which Anon clearly does.

[–] mech@feddit.org 26 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

If the cops actually had anything real on him, they could get the warrant over the phone while stalling you at the door, or even storm your place and get it later.
And even if they don't get it, no cop can get in trouble for the raid if they "suspect" you might destroy evidence, and anything they find can still be used in court.

It completely invalidates your 4th amendment rights but congress felt this was needed to protect you against "terrorists" 25 years ago.

[–] hector@lemmy.today 3 points 1 hour ago

Plus if police "believe" they are following the law, they are allowed to use the fruit from the poison tree, for decades now, ever since The Fear of the Others in the crime wave in the 80's and 90's gave them license to cancel the Bill of Rights.

[–] kcseb@pawb.social 62 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

And here's where we introduce you to this magical term called full disk encryption!

[–] EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world 36 points 5 hours ago (2 children)

And if you use BitLocker, do NOT backup your recovery key to the cloud!

https://gizmodo.com/microsoft-reportedly-turned-over-bitlocker-encryption-keys-to-the-fbi-2000713550

Print out out, give it to a friend, don't mention it via electronic means (email, text, Snapchat, YouTube, and so on...)

[–] msage@programming.dev 6 points 1 hour ago

And if you use BitLocker, don't!

[–] turdas@suppo.fi 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Even better is to memorize it.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Hide it in a poem in a leather bound book at the end of a trap-filled dungeon.

[–] Pilon23@feddit.dk 1 points 26 minutes ago

Now when you say a trap-filled dungeon. What exactly do you mean?

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 2 points 53 minutes ago

Ill be honest, this is clearly the best idea out there for passwords safety

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 15 points 5 hours ago (3 children)

This person should also turn off their computer and remove the RAM so it's zeroed out if it gets siezed.

[–] SlurpingPus@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

This is where I think NFC may finally be useful. If cops show up, I slide my phone by a hidden NFC tag, and an http request is sent to my desktop machine. Everything incriminating is wiped and the computer is turned off, before the cops can walk to the room.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Full disk encryption doesn't help much if the pc is running anyway since the key will be in memory

[–] B0rax@feddit.org 5 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

How will they carry the running pc if it’s not a laptop?

[–] frog@feddit.uk 6 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

They have a battery attached to flat wires. When you give a couple millimeters of room from the plug, they insert the flat wires and the computer will be powered from the battery.

HotPlug Field Kit

If the computer is logged in, they have a USB device that mimics a mouse. It makes the mouse pointer move back and forth to prevent it from going to sleep or the screen saver.

[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

They use forensic tools to clone the RAM before moving it. Probably depends on exploits so whether it will work may depend on your OS, but they have access to the hardware so there are a lot of possibilities.

[–] SirHaxalot@nord.pub 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Is this actually practically achievable or mostly theoretical in a lab? Is it confirmed that the cops have actually managed to do this?

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 1 points 18 minutes ago

You can do this for servers. Desktops would be no problem

[–] B0rax@feddit.org 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

At least in Germany, I would be surprised if the cops could point to the RAM inside a computer. They will not open it before they take it with them.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

Careful. There are levels to it, and from stories that I heard, those levels don't always communicate with each other. If you get the regular "normal cops", then no, they won't know anything more than the average joe about computers.

If get in deep enough shit, you might get a visit from the specialised cops, either the state or federal variety, and those guys know what they are doing.

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

If it can be proven you did that, that's gonna look real bad in court.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

If it's proven that you did it, you are getting locked up anyway.

In 99% it is better to not say anything or indict yourself

Edit: ah, misunderstood you, with "did that" you mean turn off the computer, not whatever crime you are accused of. I'd still disagree, but only based on anecdotes, go ask a lawyer, I guess

[–] mech@feddit.org 12 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

You can get in legal trouble for turning off your PC?

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

There's no law against googling how to dispose of a body, but if you do, and you're a suspect in a murder, it's a real bad look for you.

Same story here. Probably legal, but definitely not a good look.

[–] msage@programming.dev 1 points 1 hour ago

Turning off your PC makes you look bad? What the fuck.

[–] QueenHawlSera@sh.itjust.works 23 points 5 hours ago

Anon shouldn't have fucked with the CSAM

[–] Hello_there@fedia.io 8 points 4 hours ago
  1. Hammer.
  2. "my computer just broke. Had to get a new one"
[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 0 points 2 hours ago

Sounds like time to wipe PC and install a clean OS