Why don't you invite me over for a large amount of liquid and find out, handsome?
this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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Now this is officially my favorite pick-up line.
Right? At this point, it could go either way and I would NOT be disappointed!
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I am, but someone keeps shitting my pants

My bad
Definitely not, luckily my dog looks after me.
I pee outdoors