this post was submitted on 05 Feb 2026
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Shitty Ask Lemmy

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[–] TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why don't you invite me over for a large amount of liquid and find out, handsome?

[–] Chezus9247@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now this is officially my favorite pick-up line.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Right? At this point, it could go either way and I would NOT be disappointed!

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Take me upvote

[–] jaennaet@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I am, but someone keeps shitting my pants

[–] pineapple@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

Definitely not, luckily my dog looks after me.

[–] daggermoon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I pee outdoors