this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2026
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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

I have a sprig of thyme in my beanis now...

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

don't be gay and do the crime if you can't be gay and do the time

[–] Keld@hexbear.net 1 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Don't do the guy if you can't do the ti(m)e

[–] huf@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

they dont think it be gay like it is but it do time

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

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[–] sewer_rat_420@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Commiechameleon@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I know this is bad posting, but... It's coming.