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[–] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Not even. ed is The Standard Editor.

[–] meow@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 11 hours ago

Standard editor for what?

On every 386BSD distro Vi(or VIshual editor) is the standard

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 76 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

What about nano? Is it OK to choose a safe middle ground? I mean with ed I could just as well use butterflies.

BTW, notepad++ is popular on Windows. That's the sort of software what gets hijacked.

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 37 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Vim and Emacs are popular in ultra critical environments, and as far as we know they aren't compromised by any intelligence agency.

[–] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 32 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

nano likes you too. But real h4x0rs use vim. Or emacs if they have 40 fingers.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 51 points 5 days ago (2 children)

nano good for idiot. me stupid. me nano for edit config file. nano not scary to leave, nano tell you exactly how!

[–] ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Thank you for not only the laughter this morning but also for perfectly explaining why I always go for nano.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago

you nice to me. me thank.

You know, I know the command to leave is written every time emacs is opened, but it confuses me every time.

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

im pretty sure you can operate emacs with only one finger with some insane configuration tho

[–] pinball_wizard@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

im pretty sure you can operate emacs with only one finger with some insane configuration tho

Yes. They call it "Evil Mode".

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 5 days ago

lol, but evil is vim keybinds. i was thinking of something more like morse code with one key

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[–] zloubida@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 days ago

nano's great

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I used to like nano too. Then I found micro.

[–] NoPanko@feddit.uk 8 points 5 days ago

Yeah micro is my go to these days when i just want a terminal editor that does require me to learn a whole new system for something I’ve been doing most of my life

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[–] Railcar8095@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I love nano, if only because nano means child in my language, and as slang it's more or less equivalent to "bro"

Bro, please I need to edit my docker compose.

I know it's only funny for me. That's enough

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

depends,
do you want to edit the textfile, or nanodit it?

[–] DahGangalang@infosec.pub 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I actually prefer to microdit.

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[–] LiveLM@lemmy.zip 33 points 5 days ago

Everybody gangsta til XZ Utils gets an update

[–] probablymissing@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

editors are bloat, manually flip the bits you want with your HANDS like a REAL programmer

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Relevant xckd

[–] firelizzard@programming.dev 27 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Upstream infrastructure was compromised. Implying it’s a fault with Notepad++ fault is disingenuous. What OSS maintainer is going to think, “I need to pick a hosting provider that’s not going to get hacked by the Chinese government”? Unless your favorite editor is being hosted on infrastructure hardened against state level hackers, it’s not any better.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Did you not read the part about n++ not changing/rotating credentials? I think there's enough blame to go around.

They also weren’t doing any kind of SSL verification for the download request, nor were they doing any kind of hash verification or signing. The former would have prevented a redirect attack in the first place, and the latter would have prevented downloaded files from being modified or swapped out.

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[–] CallMeAl@piefed.zip 23 points 5 days ago (1 children)

altr the only book i own on text editing

[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Great book, I still occasionally use its "glass teletypes" when referring to screens

[–] teft@piefed.social 18 points 5 days ago (3 children)

vim is all i need and is all i’ll ever need.

[–] LorIps@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Emacs* is bloatware

Vims just bloat on ed

ed is the only answer.

Our true salvation

*being an acronym for "Eight Megabytes And Currently Swapping"

[–] psud@aussie.zone 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can't spare 8 meg? I have games that want 8 gig

[–] LorIps@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I have 16 Megs of RAM. I'm not going to waste 50% of it on a damn text editor.

[–] CanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

But what if you don't get it?

Ed. /s

(Except actually I guess that could happen)

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[–] nocteb@feddit.org 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a “viitor”. Not a “emacsitor”. Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

[–] trolololol@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

No, this is ~~Patrick~~ Ed.

Matthew McConaughey as Ed in EdTV

[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 20 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Would anybody be around to notice if it was?

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Believe it or not, but ed (or in Addition sed) gets used quite a lot when editing files or strings in bash scripts.

[–] rbos@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I've used a lot of sed but never ed. Should skim the man page at sone point.

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[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 5 days ago

me reading this title and being transported to LiveJournal in 2005

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Correct me if I'm wrong, but initial news about it serving malicious updates were false. You never got anything malicious thru updates, neither was the exe file/installer tampered with. The worst they actually did was redirect you to a fake site when pressing download, where the malicious file was distributed. GitHub and signed versions were never affected. What's also interesting is that the attacker selectively redirected people, not all of them. I always installed n++ using Ninite, so I'm in the clear.

The whole thing seems blown out of proportions. The amount of affected people is likely very small.

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

eMacs wasn’t compromised!

[–] sping@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

I f'ing love emacs, but don't get cocky. It's a security disaster.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

All of our modern infrastructure is.

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (2 children)
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