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White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party (theonion.com)
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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

You can’t unfuck that couch

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Elon: Can I come?

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world -1 points 1 day ago

Fucking hilarious! The Vice President wasn't invited to the Super Bowl Party. Loser.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wish i didn't read that, some really stupid shit...

[–] Maven@piefed.zip 1 points 8 hours ago

Welcome to the onion