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White House Aide Fired After Telling JD Vance About Super Bowl Party (theonion.com)
submitted 2 months ago by DeltronZero@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 11 points 2 months ago

You can’t unfuck that couch

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Elon: Can I come?

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Actually the party is cancelled forever

[–] waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Ooh sorry bud, the NFL said they're done playing football

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Fucking hilarious! The Vice President wasn't invited to the Super Bowl Party. Loser.

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus -5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wish i didn't read that, some really stupid shit...

[–] Maven@piefed.zip 1 points 2 months ago

Welcome to the onion