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[–] juniper@hexbear.net 40 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love AmeriKKKa's crashout arc just a lil worried about the nukes tbh

[–] StalinIsMaiWaifu@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why? If it happens there will be nothing to worry about.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

If America starts using its nukes there will be PLENTY to worry about.

[–] save_vs_death@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] juniper@hexbear.net 2 points 2 months ago

only if you're lucky enough to get vaporized. watch Threads

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 37 points 2 months ago

ATTENTION WORLD LEADERS: DO NOT MEET WITH JINPING "XI" HE IS STINKY AND NOT NICE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER DJT trump-anguish

[–] CarmineCatboy2@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

so their friendship isn't costly?

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

That was the first thing I thought of, and I think he really believes friendship is expensive.

[–] anotherspinelessdem@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

For them it is.

[–] context@hexbear.net 29 points 2 months ago

and make sure to tell him we're not mad

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 19 points 2 months ago

Beats getting robbed 🤷

[–] miz@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

love too clench my tiny fists and threaten the sun

[–] ConcreteHalloween@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

cheap friendships

It's true, Xi told me we were totally gonna hang out again after we went to trivia night but then he totally ghosted me.

Not cool! deeper-sadness

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 16 points 2 months ago

Oh please not cheap products, I love having to pay out the ass for everything

[–] TheBroodian@hexbear.net 14 points 2 months ago
[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 13 points 2 months ago

I've been thinking of working with this one guy I barely know, but my former partner who's been repeatedly jabbing me in the back with a knife tells me that other guy really can't be trusted

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 12 points 2 months ago

China manufactures basically all Apple products, lmao