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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

waves, Hi Spud. ๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™€๏ธ

[โ€“] picnic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Hiya guys and gals, I'm gonna have to travel to melbourne for work every once in a while. I think sometimes I can plan a weekend or at least a day there once in a while.

I'm not gonna ask for sights, but maybe some quality bars and restaurants?

Well really, the must see sights are welcome, too

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

This is a hard one because there are so many good places. One tip is a lot of good food places have gone up high street from Northcote all the way up to Preston instead of Collingwood/Fitzroy because of rent. You can find good stuff out west as it's been getting gentrified too

[โ€“] Taleya@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

Well, where are you going? Cbd? Suburbs? It's a big place

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I only really know my locals around Brunswick - The Retreat, The Cornish Arms - there are more tho lol

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago

Ugh. Pay day is usually Monday. Boss did pays Monday (public holiday doesn't bother him, he's been known to go in and do our pays on Christmas Day if that's the payday!) but there's some kind of banking problem with payments for merchants to external accounts. I still haven't been paid ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ Hopefully tomorrow! ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿผ

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Jeeeeeesus christ.

Once home, feed the various creatures, smash some junk food and pass out.

[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That sucks. Let me know if you want to connect, you'll he in the 3rd network of everyone if you do

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[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I had a semi-productive day today. One pumpkin has been cut up and roasted, most is now in the freezer. I also roasted some zucchini. Most of it will end up on toasted sandwiches in future, but some of the pumpkin will end up in risotto and similar dishes. I also made a pumpkin, onion and fetta pizza for dinner.

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I seem to work a lot and yet nothing gets done. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thatโ€™s housework

Endless as the sea

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sheโ€™s doing well!

A little nauseous from licking the antibiotic cream off her lip and pulled one of the scabs off but no sign of infection so far (touch wood)

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

yes, we need an update ๐Ÿˆโ€โฌ›

[โ€“] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Sheโ€™s doing so well. The wobbliness went away a day or two after surgery and sheโ€™s taking it easy.

Sheโ€™s been a little off her food from licking at the antibiotic cream so Iโ€™ve told the vets about it and have stopped it until they reply. Her appetite is coming back though and I have applied a tiny bit to a newly raw spot

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

I relate to this soooo much!

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago

Your meal prep is giving me good ideas.

Set up a date for a couple of weeks away. First date in two years. Scared, but I picked the location and it is somewhere I've been wanting to go for a while. I will have fun regardless :) unless he's a complete asshole, but I can recover.

[โ€“] SituationCake@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

Will be so much more comfortable to sleep tonight. Itโ€™s not the same with aircon as having a naturally cooler night.

[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My 25 min commute is supreme.

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[โ€“] Catfish@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago

Ugh. Still in major sleep debt but eating something stupidly salty seems to have helped a great deal.

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 13 points 3 days ago (18 children)

My wallet was stolen yesterday. Again.

Police reports, reports to the landlord (stolen from inside my apartment, part of a break inโ€ฆthe building has known security issues with randoms following tenants in) etc all filed. New cards requested. Itโ€™s fixable. Iโ€™m just vaguely disgruntled with the universe and everything in it

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Omg that's horrible I'm sorry ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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[โ€“] SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dear Apps everywhere: stop offering to summarize things for me. Documents, emails, unread messages. I don't trust you.

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Down with clankers! Down with clankers! ๐Ÿ”ฑ

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i don't even know why i got this new phone, i use very little of it , just camera, music, weather, messages, safari, qr for gov apps, and a few calligraphy apps

it's a pita switching everything off for privacy

it's big and can hardly fit in pockets or handbags

i hate hate hate it has my name & personal data, i will remove as much as i can

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Aw Seagoon it sounds like you're in a bit of a funk at the moment ๐Ÿ˜” I dont know what to say except your presence here is very valuable and warming. Try not to overthink things too much at the moment you're doing fine โ˜บ๏ธ

[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Is it? I feel like a grouch ...lol

and yes, funk, I think I need more beach walks and to see more beach doggos

and more sleep

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[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

It's nice to finally have the doors open for fresh air. I've looked for my motivation but it's nowhere to be found so gonna have to pump my body full of coffee instead.

[โ€“] tone212_@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Ugh the place I do contract work for is absolutely pummelling me with new projects to take on. Looks like they've had some staff leave recently. No, I can't do your work full time. I feel bad for ignoring / rejecting the project offers but they are a stop-gap at the end of day, not my full-time gig. They definitely have enough work to hire someone with my experience full time, but it's cheaper to just use the contractor I guess. They also don't pay me nearly enough to take on the extra burden of their staff shortages.

I'm planning to use this situation to my advantage to get a better deal on fees, they obviously need me and I've been working for them long enough now to have some leverage. I've booked a call with the staff manager next week, let's see how we go! I'm becoming more ruthless in business by the day haha. But also, I need to earn the $$.

[โ€“] Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

This is great leverage.

If they keep coming back despite you rejecting project work, that spells it out.

I can't imagine they'd knock back a 15-20% increase. I've been at places that have paid contractors $800 a day because they refused to hire in house talent.

I should note this was exclusively for project work.

[โ€“] LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Removed because potential doxxing could happen

[โ€“] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tourist in your own state is a great thing to do. I took six weeks long service leave once and just did things from home. Some hobby classes, walking tours, even just visiting as many local parks as I could to see what was there, it was great fun.

That sounds wonderful!

[โ€“] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago

I have been generously gifted $50 to see me through a walletless week

[โ€“] Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

New resident magpie has joined the fray. Either new partner or kid of the existing long time resident.

The old one knows not to come inside. New one just flew straight in and landed a foot away from me lol. Brazen.

It's a male, so probably thinks it can just waltz in and push boundaries. Easiest birds to get out of the house, just don't want it taking a dump inside.

Interestingly when taken (well, walked and it followed) outside, long time resident gave a new call that I've never heard before and pecked it once and walked away lol.

Crazy smart creatures.

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[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

think i'll go out to brunnie then home to make todo lists and cook a salad for dinner

but damn, everyday feels like a battle against feelings of hopelessness

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

thanks

it's just my stupid emotional self reacting to killjoys , my rational self knows that if I do things and remember all the love I have in my life I will be better ๐Ÿ™‚

[โ€“] PeelerSheila@aussie.zone 4 points 2 days ago

That's the spirit! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿผ

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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 6 points 2 days ago

I've checked my analytics, happy to go home now again after my break

[โ€“] TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone 8 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Internet outage in Thornbury from late last night. Anyone else had trouble sleeping? I found the humidity really really trying, even though the temp had dropped. Still muggy this morning.

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[โ€“] StudChud@aussie.zone 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Woke up with puffy face. Thanks, hot weather and humidity, I look like I've been punched in both eyes

[โ€“] Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Punch the rest of your face so it evens out

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[โ€“] tombruzzo@aussie.zone 3 points 2 days ago

Wearing the Dillinger shirt from the tour Greg Puciato wasn't in to the Better Lovers show. People here will know and I'm prepared to get my area kicked for it

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