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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 108 points 2 years ago

Just send the pic to mom with the caption "you could have just got me an icecream to make me feel better about it instead of LYING TO ME!"

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

[–] marmotworks@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 2 years ago

I mean, if you're stealing folks from the arranged marriage store, sure.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If marriage were an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 21 points 2 years ago

You really need to find a new ice cream shop

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Out of praline and dick flavoured ice cream, oddly it's pralines that is more disgusting for me.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

a) salty and sweet is a good mix

b) you get the nuts anyway for free

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Huh? Pralines are basically just caramel and pecans.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But I bought you a gun rack...

[–] Jasonw911@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I dont even have one gun. Much less enough to necessitate an entire rack

[–] rckclmbr@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

You'd better be careful or you're going to lose me

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Well sure, those come later. Now they don't have to think about gifts to give later.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 39 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I married someone I had a crush on in 3rd grade.

We’re divorced. It was messy. Do not recommend.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Perhaps you just picked the wrong person.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 32 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I was in third grade so probably. Kids are dumb.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

i hope you waited to at least 5th grade to get married

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

No shit! How did you get to that conclusion?!!!!

(I'm joking. I agree with you.)

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I had to run the last of my brain cells for that conclusion.

[–] DaCookeyMonsta@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Maybe you shouldn't have gotten married in the 3rd grade.

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Aww, the poor, poor imaginary jilted wannabe gf.

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Honestly, mentally reversing roles got so suddenly creepy.

[–] averyfalken@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 years ago

I'm sorry even not reversing that's creepy and unhealthy