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Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
I mean, if you're stealing folks from the arranged marriage store, sure.
If marriage were an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick.
You really need to find a new ice cream shop
Out of praline and dick flavoured ice cream, oddly it's pralines that is more disgusting for me.
a) salty and sweet is a good mix
b) you get the nuts anyway for free
Huh? Pralines are basically just caramel and pecans.
But I bought you a gun rack...
I dont even have one gun. Much less enough to necessitate an entire rack
You'd better be careful or you're going to lose me
Well sure, those come later. Now they don't have to think about gifts to give later.