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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.

[–] marmotworks@lemmynsfw.com 27 points 2 years ago

I mean, if you're stealing folks from the arranged marriage store, sure.

[–] TWeaK@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If marriage were an ice cream flavor, it'd be pralines and dick.

[–] KnowledgeableNip@leminal.space 21 points 2 years ago

You really need to find a new ice cream shop

[–] VaultBoyNewVegas@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Out of praline and dick flavoured ice cream, oddly it's pralines that is more disgusting for me.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 years ago

a) salty and sweet is a good mix

b) you get the nuts anyway for free

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Huh? Pralines are basically just caramel and pecans.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

But I bought you a gun rack...

[–] Jasonw911@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I dont even have one gun. Much less enough to necessitate an entire rack

[–] rckclmbr@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

You'd better be careful or you're going to lose me

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Well sure, those come later. Now they don't have to think about gifts to give later.