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[–] Kn1ghtDigital@lemmy.zip 35 points 3 months ago

First reaction that the kid is dealing drugs and needs to be investigated is pretty on brand for schools.

[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 26 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Trillions in taxes collected and we can't afford to feed kids at school. War machine go brrrrrrr tho!!

[–] zout@fedia.io 10 points 3 months ago

More like trillions in debt acquired. Taxing is socialism.

[–] themaninblack@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

And also we can apparently afford to arrest and imprison

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Why vis lunch so contentious in the US? Why do people have lunch debt?

We have poor people in other countries too. They don't get free lunches, but it doesn't seem to be such a contentious issue.

[–] Fitzsimmons@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

For 99% of the questions of "Why does it work like that in the US?" the answer is "racism". But this one has a nice overlap with the dominant US religion, which teaches its followers that being poor is a sin and poor people should be punished. Yes, even if you're a child.

[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago

Of course. The child is stealing profits from the school.

[–] kubica@fedia.io 8 points 3 months ago

Some will consider that an even more serious offense.

[–] Arghblarg@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 months ago
[–] Ugo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And with Nutella, treating his peers well!

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 6 points 3 months ago

Palm oil and sugar. The breakfast of champions