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everyone knows phone bad

but supposedly mobilek good so answer me this okay what is even mobilek

and they say book good

alright but i dont know about that because my facebook tells me book bad because of

  • woke
  • and sacrilege
  • and also whitewashing apparently

so we really cant know what to believe

because listen i googled mobilek and the good folks at google showed me these strange photographs

figure 1
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figure 2
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what do you think

take the poll here

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[–] pieguy@lemmy.sdf.org 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I once saw a Mobilek thaw some frozen peaches.

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Millions of peaches

Peaches for me

[–] qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did you really create this content?

not the pitchers google gave me those but the words are all mine

[–] Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Kids can’t consent to having their image posted/shared so #1 is definitely bad.

We know mobilek is good (not bad) therefore we conclude that option #2 the cat, must be mobilek.

[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

oh crud thats a good point i went ahead and edited the pitcher to hide the face and nips too for good measure

[–] merde@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

i tried this because you made a good point but it turned out it only made it more erotic like when you do the photo bubbling thing to pitchers of ladies in bikinis

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

figure 2 is missing a caption

Something like "help I lost my mobilek" or maybe "mfw I drop my mobilek and the screen crack is audible"

[–] Jayjader@jlai.lu 4 points 2 days ago (4 children)

also, is it (pronounced) moby-lek or mobile-k? People want to know

[–] SpikesOtherDog@ani.social 2 points 1 day ago

I read it as mo bul lick.

[–] Klear@quokk.au 4 points 2 days ago
[–] realchadmctruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

i asked my computer and it said a bunch of gobbledygook

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[–] Mavvik@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

I think you have your robot in "Quebec mode"

[–] pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Mobilek is my best friend!

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 3 points 2 days ago
[–] cathfish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It can talk with satellites. That's the point. And it's why despite the fact that it is bad, I love my Mobilek.