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If you created a brand new political party, what would be some of its goals? (lemmy.ca)

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[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

First, I'd make Brawndo free for the masses.

[–] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago

Enslave the 1%

[–] Cevilia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Abolish all forms of taxation except VAT. Make more essential goods and services VAT exempt. Then crank the rate of VAT sky-high for luxury goods and services. Make it a truly unavoidable Luxury Tax. If the 1% want their excesses, they can afford to pay 175% VAT on them (or whatever number balances the books).

Edit: Oh wait sorry, I forgot where I was for a second. I'd devalue the pound coin by 1p. If shops wanna charge £7.99 for something, they can have fun working out the change from eight 99p coins.

[–] pineapple@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The party of doing exactly what the capitalists want me to. Or PODEWTCWMT for short. At least I'm being honest, Y'all either just lying or you will never be elected.

[–] apotheotic@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wrong community? This is a normal question

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

I wanted funny answers

[–] DoctimusLime@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Tax billionaires out of existence. Make nzs bad again. Make pdffiles bad again. Make nzi pdffiles bad again. Free education, free healthcare. And a ubi.

So basically the best of the Bretton Woods systems and then some.

At night I dream about eating billionaires and cake.