Standard pavement width and placement in all US neighbourhoods over a density of 2 people per square mile. Mandatory. Sick and tired of going somewhere and having to walk on a half-width token effort (which puts me in the gutter, when I'm walking with someone), or an actual god damn road, instead of a pavement. That's my single issue, thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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Tax billionaires out of existence. Make nzs bad again. Make pdffiles bad again. Make nzi pdffiles bad again. Free education, free healthcare. And a ubi.
So basically the best of the Bretton Woods systems and then some.
At night I dream about eating billionaires and cake.
Wrong community? This is a normal question
I wanted funny answers
The party of doing exactly what the capitalists want me to. Or PODEWTCWMT for short. At least I'm being honest, Y'all either just lying or you will never be elected.
First, I'd make Brawndo free for the masses.
Abolish all forms of taxation except VAT. Make more essential goods and services VAT exempt. Then crank the rate of VAT sky-high for luxury goods and services. Make it a truly unavoidable Luxury Tax. If the 1% want their excesses, they can afford to pay 175% VAT on them (or whatever number balances the books).
Edit: Oh wait sorry, I forgot where I was for a second. I'd devalue the pound coin by 1p. If shops wanna charge £7.99 for something, they can have fun working out the change from eight 99p coins.
Enslave the 1%