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Which Star Trek character would you like to see deal with Trump? (lemmy.ca)
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I'd like to see Torres yell at him

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[–] aberrate_junior_beatnik@midwest.social 11 points 1 month ago

Khan. Trump deserves the parasite in the glass helmet treatment

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Q

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

That'd be fun

[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If the Borg plug him in the whole cube is going to blue screen

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Major Kira

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Her yelling at him would be good too

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

She's been on the receiving end, so she would cut him down in ways we can not conceive of

[–] protist@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

Trump deserves a Picard exposition before he's brought to the brig

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

Garak.

[–] MantisToboggon@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'd make him eat Neelix's cooking.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

A fitting punishment

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Salt vampire

[–] AntiOutsideAktion@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Armus

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

Seeing Q toy with him and run conversational circles around him till he got bored would be entertaining.

[–] GooseGang@beehaw.org 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tribbles!!!

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A tribble attack on the Whitehouse and the Capitol building would be epic

[–] ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

This administration would just stomp, shoot, poison or otherwise murder the little poof balls with little (but most likely zero) thought to birth control or other options

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago

Montgomery Scott

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 2 points 1 month ago

Trump would probably single handedly fuck up all the borg so not them.