this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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All Cops Are Bastards

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[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago

He said the quiet part out loud. Uncle Dad must be really proud.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago

He has Kirk syndrome, face is too small for his head.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 23 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How long until ICE hires him?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

Immediately. They prioritize law enforcement types in their recruiting, and a little harmless bigotry is exactly what their looking for. AND they get a hefty singing bonus, which is higher for trained cops.

And they'll consider his casual racism to be an advantage. It's like the famous exchange in Alice's Restaurant, where he tries to get out of the draft by acting crazy:

And I waked in and sat down and they gave me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the psychiatrist, room 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL, " and he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 hours ago

How long until Alabama elects him?

[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 22 hours ago

probably already on the books tbh.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 day ago

Got fired for exposing the detention center’s hiring criteria…

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He looks like B.J. Blazkowicz's severely inbred second cousin.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Yet another fine example of the superior race. I tell ya, America is just full of them, especially in those southern parts.

[–] Rhoeri@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago

“Yeah, I don’t like Black people, they’re stupid” he says… Then goes and does this dumb shit. I swear, if these morons had even a hint of self-awareness….

[–] heyWhatsay@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 day ago