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‘I Don’t Like Black People’: Kentucky Deputy Joins Unemployment Line After Appearing on Dating Show in Uniform, Spewing Racist Slurs and Threats (atlantablackstar.com)

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 24 points 1 day ago (3 children)

How long until ICE hires him?

[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 4 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Immediately. They prioritize law enforcement types in their recruiting, and a little harmless bigotry is exactly what their looking for. AND they get a hefty singing bonus, which is higher for trained cops.

And they'll consider his casual racism to be an advantage. It's like the famous exchange in Alice's Restaurant, where he tries to get out of the draft by acting crazy:

And I waked in and sat down and they gave me a piece of paper, said, "Kid, see the psychiatrist, room 604."

And I went up there, I said, "Shrink, I want to kill. I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill. Kill. I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth. Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL." And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL, " and he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL." And the sargent came over, pinned a medal on me, sent me down the hall, said, "You're our boy."

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 1 points 19 hours ago

How long until Alabama elects him?

[–] allriledup@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

probably already on the books tbh.