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[–] kbal@fedia.io 156 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The new platform, W, will require identification and photo validation to ensure that its users are both humans and who they claim to be

Kind of them to get that out of the way in the first sentence. No further reading required.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 40 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

Lol, why not blood samples? IDs and photos can be faked by AI but not blood...yet.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago

Lol, why not blood samples?

Could just mail in a stool sample.

[–] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

What was that movie with the gentic id stuff, gattaca? Yeah, shouldn't give them too many "good" ideas....

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I refuse to use anything that doesn't allow authentication via bunghole print. It's just more convenient.

[–] bss03@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago

A SmartPipe^tm^ subscriber in the wild?

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 1 points 3 weeks ago

You're wishing a glorious doom upon us, my friend.

[–] Cocodapuf@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Honestly, I prefer this.

I can stand behind my words.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Ah man, I almost got excited for a second...

[–] jimmy90@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

this is the best thing about it read on,

whereabouts in st petersburg are you from

[–] doeknius_gloek@discuss.tchncs.de 71 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What a dumb name. This whole Twitter -> X rebranding was stupid to begin with, why would one imitate that?

Also - Mastodon?

[–] mika_mika@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Mastodon needs a complete rebranding. Name change, logo, UI, and made to be even easier for the average consumer to use, before it's even considered a competitive microblog site.

[–] muppeth@scribe.disroot.org 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Does it? Also there is so many frontends to choose from and so many other projects. What normal people needs to realize is that they are played and the whole "But there is so much choice" argument is stupid. Imagine going to the shop where there is one type of bread called bread (super easy to use, without crust so people without teeth can chew), one type of milk (cause with bother with people having different preferences), one type of pasta etc. The more choice the better and federated networks offer exactly that. You can walk into the store and choose product you like for whatever reason. But no matter what type of bread you choose, you can still make sandwich. And this whole "W" thing is an easy money grab. Create some media attention, grab VC/European funding and create shitty clone noone will use, then say "Well looks like US corporate offerings are better afterall. Oh look democrats are back".

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

So the user is just stupid eh 😉

It's like choosing a linux distribution. When you know how the fediverse works, it's easy, but when you don't, you don't want to hear that "it's just like email!!".

It has to just work without any kind of choice what so ever, IMO, or loads of people just won't bother. Look at Signal, slick as hell, still people prefer big corp stuff...

What I'm trying to say is convenience is king.

[–] exu@feditown.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

They have a cute logo and posts being called toots is the best thing ever. No idea what you'd want to change on Mastodon

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[–] green_red_black@slrpnk.net 47 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Oh for the love of. Just invest in the fucking Activity Pub and similar FOSS Decentralized systems people.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 7 points 3 weeks ago

Germany has been running official mastodon instances for politicians and government offices for years

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm all for it. I think it was the initial vision for the internet and web, and we got sidetracked by growth and commercialization. I do have to wonder if such a move did happen, a sudden shift of mainstream to here (in general, the Activity Pub's various forms), could it handle it? Fast growth was a huge hit with the Reddit migration(s), and that was "just" Reddit.

[–] green_red_black@slrpnk.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

I think what will happen is the big name corporate sites will collapse and the amount of online users will drop to just folks that have a use or passionate interest.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 2 points 3 weeks ago

They went for the protocol used by Bluesky. But apparently disabling federation.

[–] shaun@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] moondoggie@lemmy.world 26 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was hoping they’d call it Twitter

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Imagine Elon isn’t letting that trademark expire. Only valuable thing left from that $54b.

[–] Ohmmy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

Just revoke the trademark in Europe

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[–] Affidavit@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

requiring user identification and photo verification

And so they've failed before they've begun.

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[–] cley_faye@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

requiring user identification and photo verification to prevent bots

Can't wait until the next next big thing: "F", for "Fuck you".

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I know that's not going to be popular around here, but I am kind of curious what an "everyone is a confirmed user" social media site would actually look like, compared to the "whoever has the most bots gets shoved to the top of the rankings" cesspool we have now.

Social media was a mistake. We should have stuck to small forums. Same with real life tbh. Shit, have I become an anarchist now?

[–] Wispy2891@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Bots will simply use a random id card from the millions of stolen ids

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[–] E_coli42@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

America bad so switch to EU. Oh no, EU bad now, so switch to something else?

Just use something decentralized, fucking hell. Stop having such blind loyalty to countries.

[–] herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

mastodon is also european.

[–] axx@slrpnk.net 2 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah it's a stupid title. Some people are trying to make the most of the moment and start their own social network.

This makes it sound like this is an EU-mandated social network.

[–] Virtvirt588@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago

Yet another attempt at a "lesser evil" just how bluesky appeared to exist. Its essentially the same thing but wrapped in a "European made" wrapper, even it's policies are the same.

Europe has the capacity to make good software yet garbage like W gets the spot light. Instead of glorifying the aspect that it is European made, consider the quality it provides.

Mastodon is the perfect example here as it both satisfies quality standards and isn't based in fascist america.

[–] Zos_Kia@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

Outstanding move by mastodon

[–] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They should have called it XXX.

[–] LupertEverett@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

They should have named it Wayland...

[–] hector@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Europe is trying to lock down the internet, connect everything said, every page viewed, to every account and ip by id and likeness, into databanks and combine it and every other piece of information on you to run through half baked ai threat detection to create secret social scores.

So you can yay getting rid of x, you are still surrendering to tech, to palantir type companies making those social scores. Hope you support Israel, aren't an environmental protester for starters. Better correct your wrongthinks europe.

But the kids, we have to institute mandatory colonoscopies to protect them, nevermind those kids will fall victim en masse to the surveillance state past despots couldn't even dream of, run by the worst people.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 3 weeks ago

they are also likely using palintir to achieve it too, i remember it being peddled to the eu for a few months already.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bluesky's original "invite only but each person can invite" makes way more sense for bot management than "requiring photo identification" that can't be verified and can be generated by ai.

[–] Natanael@infosec.pub 4 points 3 weeks ago

Interestingly they're basing it off the Bluesky atproto architecture. Seems like they're keeping controlled sign-ups and setting the appview to only index (and only display) their own users.

And if they don't break protocol compatibility, others could have a "read-only view" of their network from servers / clients that federate (comparable to a lemmy server which would reject incoming messages but still let you browse)

[–] Kennystillalive@feddit.org 4 points 3 weeks ago

W - EU I guess😭

[–] lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Why recreate shit

The new platform, W, will require identification and photo validation to ensure that its users are both humans and who they claim to be

but worse? Repost to !diwhy@lemmy.world?

[X] is not a ‘public square’ – it now resembles a deepfake pornography website, and a one-way broadcast system for Musk himself

And why are they trying to make the competition sound better?

[–] HisArmsOpen@crust.piefed.social 2 points 3 weeks ago

Left X when it was Twitter. Currently using Mastadon, Lemmy, Piefed. Will try W.
Let's support W and see how it goes.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It’s a start but They better cut off oracle and palantir too or this is just smoke and mirrors. Pro genocide pro mass surveillance pro mass incarceration Larry Ellison is behind the digital id that EU governments keep trying to shove down your throats.

[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 1 points 3 weeks ago

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