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[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 107 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Are AI PCs the ones with insufficient RAM because the AI companies bought all the future production?

[–] hateisreality@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I think that ram hasn't been made yet for AI centers that haven't been made yet.

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

And also paid for with hypothetical money that doesn't exist lol

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 88 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Stop using pointless slop no one gives a shit about as a selling point?

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 49 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What are you, some kind of terrorist?

[–] Goodlucksil@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If terrorist now means defending the customer's right then I am a terrorist!

[–] msage@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

Always has been.

Remember John Deere?

[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 52 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

“AI” is not a use case for a computer. Plain and simple. A real use case would be for instance to edit videos or code or create spreadsheets, and what the everloving shit does adding ✨Agentic and Conversational AI✨fix with literally any use case?

Sure, researching can be a use case for AI stuff, as well as just talking with it, but there’s no reason to sell an entire fucking class of laptops labeled “AI PCs” when the only thing it has is windows 11 copilot (lobotomised ChatGPT) and an NPU advertised as a “future compatibility” feature…

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[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What is the average person even going to use an NPU for? There's not a whole lot of useful things that can even be run on one.

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I use windows click to do all the time in work.

I’m constantly being sent screenshots of tables with data in it that I can’t copy paste. (Side note, why take a perfectly searchable .csv and send me a screenshot of it???!!)

The tool really is a game changer for my productivity.

I sure as hell wouldn’t enable it on my personal computer though.

[–] deleted@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

OCR exists and performs well with older hardware.

Collecting your raw data isn’t enough for Microsoft so they might use your PC and power to process your data.

[–] pegazz@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Maybe you're aware and it doesn't fit your need, but in case not: there's a snipping to ocr tool provided with PowerToys. Win+shift+T and select a zone, il ocr it and puts it in your clipboard. Good stuff. There's also NormCap that does the same : https://dynobo.github.io/normcap/

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[–] degen@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)

The fuck even is an NPU? Is it like a NUC? I guess at least the N in NPU actually means something but I still hate this.

[–] cmnybo@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 months ago

It stands for Neural Processing Unit. It's a processor for running AI. They multiply lots of small numbers really quickly.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago

It's a big matrix multiplier that is tailored for machine learning model evaluation (not training). Often they are low precision as that's all you need for model evaluation (or "inference").

Think of it as a much less useful GPU because it won't do graphics.

[–] skuzz@discuss.tchncs.de 36 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Their deluded vision is that they think the traditional user interface is going away. Rather than interact with a machine, you'll just be walking around, sipping coffee, having thoughtful conversations with a bot laughing along with your jokes as it writes your letter and does your taxes.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And it can even defuse the bomb at site B while you're making dinner.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wake me when it can plant a bomb at site B while I'm making dinner

[–] emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wake me when it can make dinner while I defend the bomb site

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[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 11 points 3 months ago

The dream of lonely boring tech douches

[–] sylver_dragon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Rather than interact with a machine, you’ll just be walking around, sipping coffee, having thoughtful conversations with a bot laughing along with your jokes as it writes your letter and does your taxes.

So, basically the computers from Star Trek: TNG. I'd go for that, but unfortunately, what we'll get instead is enshitified AI slop which exists to suck a subscription fee out of you every month while pushing ads.

[–] Kache@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I dunno, I remember it more like, "hey computer, make a LARP/natural wonder/cozy space/sing & dance number for my real humanoid (and android) friends and I to enjoy together". When computer manifestations got regarded as worthy of personhood, it was either some exceptional case, or the story was about the character's delusion.

[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

WTF even is a Microsoft SlopC? Something that has hardware to speed up their AI deleting important files and sending your private data to hackers? I don't think we need that fast-tracked, Windows 11 already does it well enough.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They replace the right windows key with a copilot button.

[–] datavoid@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

My work PC has this, and it is thankfully fully disabled by group policy. Thanks Microsoft!

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

We really need to stop letting Microsoft add shit to keyboards TBH.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago
[–] JamieDub86@piefed.social 25 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Ive seen the AI on my partners iphone. Wont be going near that shit.

I had to correct myself from typing "iphobe" three times, and im wondering which the mistake was.

[–] Engywuck@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 months ago (1 children)

iphobe

"Being afraid of Apple"

[–] django@discuss.tchncs.de 28 points 3 months ago

Also known as: being a doctor.

[–] razzazzika@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Well that's just the predictive text... mine thinks thr is the proper spelling of the cause it 'learned' from all my typos that I like that spelling, even going to far as to autocorrect the to thr

[–] JamieDub86@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

Its my fat thumbs.

[–] ButteryMonkey@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

I’ve got and that corrects to annd now most of the time, except when I’m actively trying to write the type in which case it reverts to the actual spelling. Absolutely garbage autocorrect.

I don’t even have the AI shit. I stopped updating before 18 dropped, even tho my phone is only a couple years old, so I would never have to deal with it.

[–] DieserTypMatthias@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

19233

This is also AI in some sense. Autosuggestion and auto completions are probability based algorithms, just like AI is.

Also, this is captured on GrapheneOS.

[–] NewOldGuard@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago

In the broadest sense of the term ”AI” yes, but people don’t mean general ML or NN approaches when they say that, it’s all LLMs and diffusion models. I hate the term for how meaningless it is

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[–] spykee@lemmings.world 23 points 3 months ago
[–] Yana_@lemmy.ml 23 points 3 months ago

Always glad to hear some good news :)

[–] TwinTitans@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Is amazing Microslop is still around given have shitty their products have.

[–] CrabAndBroom@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It's always baffled me how Microslop's entire business model as far back as I can remember seems to be "Make the shittiest possible version of every product imaginable, then watch it for some reason become the global standard, then make it even worse and suffer no consequences."

[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 months ago

Embrace, Extend, Extinguish

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago (2 children)

They can afford to have AI fail, almost every business in Europe and the US buys their software. That’s not going away anytime soon

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If they lose all the money they have pumped into AI, then they will be relying on Windows and Office.

Good for them that both of those are currently doing fine.

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[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 19 points 3 months ago
[–] pound_heap@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I think it's just bad marketing. Microsoft, as they often are, just messed up their marketing strategy with mixing controversial and creepy stuff like Recall and actually useful things like local TTS and STT, translation, image recognition and manipulation stuff. All these ML functions offloaded to an NPU are good additions to an OS. Computers with NPU don't have to be Copilot+ branded to be useful.

[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Runs diagnosis tools on AI laptop.

No AI feature actually runs locally.

NPU stays idle 100% of the time.

Your entire digital life is uploaded to Microslop and used to train LLMs…

again.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, they might've scrambled to add Recall et al, because those other features you named don't particularly need to be offloaded. Except for maybe TTS, you're not gonna run these in the background all the time. And if you need the occasional translation, it's fine, if it takes a bit longer.

At least, I would've absolutely seen headlines à la "Microslop wants you to buy an expensive new PC – to do things your current PC can perfectly fine".

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[–] innkeeper@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Yes yeeeea, die ..trash!

[–] Butterphinger@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago

Is it time to invest in Quantum grifts yet or is it still too early for the next train?

[–] Sxan@piefed.zip 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I just bought a laptop; my CPU options were an AMD AI 300, and a non-AI 7040. I chose þe non-AI version and saved $200.

I really hope AMD gets it's head out of þe AI trough and keeps designing normal CPUs. Non-AI was an option today, but I worry about next year.

[–] utjebe@reddthat.com 3 points 3 months ago

Same boat for me. In addition all those AI CPUs were requiring DDR5, sometimes DDR5X, soldered to the board. Same with the WiFi, only SSDs were replaceable.

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