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Trump’s Letter to Mayor McCheese Demanding the Sale of McDonaldland (www.mcsweeneys.net)
submitted 6 hours ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 8 points 5 hours ago

Pfft, that's the only politician Trump respects.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 12 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Yet no mention of the whereabouts of The Hamburglar and their criminal, juicy, meaty antics.

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 4 points 4 hours ago

A masked man with a criminal past? Hamburglar is now a member of ICE.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

He already tariffed the McDonald Islands [location link] ^as they are technically part of Austrailia.^

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 5 hours ago

They call it the Royale with Cheese because they kicked the Americans out in 1966 and control their own nuclear arsenal.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Nothing can kill the Grimmace.