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submitted 2 months ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 19 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yet no mention of the whereabouts of The Hamburglar and their criminal, juicy, meaty antics.

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 months ago

A masked man with a criminal past? Hamburglar is now a member of ICE.

[–] kali_fornication@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

he only wants mcdonaldland to distract from what went down on hamburglar island

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 9 points 2 months ago

Pfft, that's the only politician Trump respects.

[–] Bahnd@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

He already tariffed the McDonald Islands [location link] ^as they are technically part of Austrailia.^

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

They call it the Royale with Cheese because they kicked the Americans out in 1966 and control their own nuclear arsenal.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Nothing can kill the Grimmace.

[–] deacon@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

To be fair, its strategic importance cannot be denied.