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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yet no mention of the whereabouts of The Hamburglar and their criminal, juicy, meaty antics.

[–] Sunforged@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago

A masked man with a criminal past? Hamburglar is now a member of ICE.