this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2026
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[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago

I think we should do the opposite: send Trump hate mail saying he can't have our trophies from countries we want the US to invade. Like go win a Golden Demon painting trophy and tell him he can't have it because Games Workshop and Britain think he's a loser who can't paint for shit. Or whatever that sport is they play in Canada and no where else but is somehow at the Olympics.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 1 points 1 hour ago

Go in at night and start burying trophies in his golf courses. Bury them so the little head or baseball bat or tennis racket is the only thing peeping out just waiting to trip some geriatric chud or mangle the blade of a lawnmower.

Do that shit.

Cmon libs just dial it up a little here

[–] larrikin99@hexbear.net 4 points 2 hours ago

Canadian ~~liberal~~s need to stop being ~~like this~~.

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 9 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

I don't even understand what they're trying to say

[–] WokePalpatine@hexbear.net 8 points 3 hours ago

I think it's about Trump wanting the nobel peace prize and his recent aggression with Greenland. But this post is written by someone who thinks politics is like a 1970s sitcom where zany antics get to happen for the audience to laugh at.

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 5 points 3 hours ago

We will resist imperial aggression by saying trump is dumb

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

He will be so owned when receiving your son's tennis trophy.

[–] TheSpectreOfGay@hexbear.net 10 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

?? what? send trump a bunch of useless junk that won't even reach him as a sarcastic bit? okay i guess. the idea is a bit funny if they actually would reach him

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

There are two outcomes

Secret service unpacks and tosses that shit.

They spin it as unironic support.

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 4 points 3 hours ago

The latter is dumber and funnier, so it will happen.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 11 points 7 hours ago
[–] ProletarianDictator@hexbear.net 8 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Counterpoint, this is kinda funny

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 5 points 6 hours ago

Laughing at them, not with them, sure

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 7 hours ago

World closer then ever to another massive war

These guys: This is world peace!