No, no, I'm still using it.
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2026
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Or when I have to use it for this other, secret thing.
Whenever!
Peeing?
R. kelly?
No, on the bed
You want me to get on the bed first?
This could be a showerthought, instead the showerthought community is swamped with stuff that are not showerthoughts.
A lot of the showerthoughts are quite dry.
My wife puts mine on the couch when she's not using it.
Marriage
Why is this a meme? This is basically a showerthought, but in bed.
You can have thoughts about beds in the shower as well. This is a free country
Am I allowed to have thoughts about the shower in bed?
When I say, this is a free country, I don't say anything goes.
It is my charger hub for my meat mecha suit
It's a regeneration table.
I dunno I tend to use my body in bed too.
Oh goodness me 🫢
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But... you are using your body.
Your consciousness isn't, though.
I quit weed last month and am having epic, multi-hours long dreams. My consciousness is definitely using it as a holodeck if nothing else. "What if we go to Hawaii tonight, but it's full of extra terrestrials who will be offended if they notice you're naked?" Mmmkay thanks I guess we'll see what that's like.
calling it a body shelf really hits different tho