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[–] AyuTsukasa@lemmy.zip 40 points 3 days ago

No, no, I'm still using it.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Oh my god awesome!!! 500 other human-possessing aliens liked this post!!! I had no idea there were more of us on Earth! What's uuuuupppp!!!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Or when I have to use it for this other, secret thing.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

You want me to get on the bed first?

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This could be a showerthought, instead the showerthought community is swamped with stuff that are not showerthoughts.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

A lot of the showerthoughts are quite dry.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I dunno I tend to use my body in bed too.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Oh goodness me 🫢

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

My wife puts mine on the couch when she's not using it.

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

But... you are using your body.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Your consciousness isn't, though.

[–] BanMe@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I quit weed last month and am having epic, multi-hours long dreams. My consciousness is definitely using it as a holodeck if nothing else. "What if we go to Hawaii tonight, but it's full of extra terrestrials who will be offended if they notice you're naked?" Mmmkay thanks I guess we'll see what that's like.

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

It is my charger hub for my meat mecha suit

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Why is this a meme? This is basically a showerthought, but in bed.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can have thoughts about beds in the shower as well. This is a free country

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Am I allowed to have thoughts about the shower in bed?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

When I say, this is a free country, I don't say anything goes.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 days ago

It's a regeneration table.

[–] brian@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 days ago

calling it a body shelf really hits different tho