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[–] guy@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago

To what now‽ Oh.

Just stretched.

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

Tastes like pork!

[–] X@piefed.world 0 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
[–] JackDark@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] X@piefed.world 3 points 1 day ago

Whichever works