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Personally I hate everything.

Especially your smelly cats face.

Your cat smells and I'm sick of pretending it doesn't just to spare your feelings.

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[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 2 points 8 hours ago
[–] RedSturgeon@hexbear.net 8 points 20 hours ago

“I can't listen to music too often. It affects your nerves, makes you want to say stupid nice things and stroke the heads of people who could create such beauty while living in this vile hell.”

  • Vladimir Lenin
[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 7 points 20 hours ago

I think you'll find it's fascist, actually.

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

My cat Maggie Zedong is very lovely actually, she meows after I sneeze so bless me

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I don't care how nice she is she smells like cat food

[–] Wmill@hexbear.net 7 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I ~~don't care how nice she is she~~ smell~~s like cat food~~

Ftfy maybe if you stopped farting so much you wouldn't smell

[–] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

bird-screm-2 I smell like joy and miracles!

[–] Belly_Beanis@hexbear.net 5 points 19 hours ago

My cat doesn't smell at all, actually, because her ashes are sealed in a tin can by my bed.

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Oh you like thing? and you posted about it?

oh im just commenting to tell everyone how much i dont care about thing and how i think its a waste of time and how i have superior taste because i do not enjoy thing,

you're welcome to enjoy thing i guess, i just want to comment to signal about how much i dont care for it

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If you enjoy anything at all it's bourgeois decadence. If you hate things and enjoy hating them that's also bourgeois decadence. If you are indifferent to everything but try to be indifferent to everything...you guessed it bourgeois decadence.

True Leftists don't consider their opinions or reflect on them. They just have feelings about things randomly. That's the only way to avoid becoming the bourjussy

[–] OgdenTO@hexbear.net 2 points 10 hours ago

Mount that bourjussy to the wall

[–] red_giant@hexbear.net 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Cats should be outside because homes are bourgeois decadence

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 3 points 20 hours ago

Give that stinky cat a bath