
badposting
badposting is a comm where you post badly
This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.
Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?
Rules:
- Do not post good posts.
- Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
- Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
- This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
- This rule intentionally left blank.
- If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.
Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo
“I can't listen to music too often. It affects your nerves, makes you want to say stupid nice things and stroke the heads of people who could create such beauty while living in this vile hell.”
- Vladimir Lenin
I think you'll find it's fascist, actually.
My cat Maggie Zedong is very lovely actually, she meows after I sneeze so bless me
I don't care how nice she is she smells like cat food
I ~~don't care how nice she is she~~ smell~~s like cat food~~
Ftfy maybe if you stopped farting so much you wouldn't smell
I smell like joy and miracles!

My cat doesn't smell at all, actually, because her ashes are sealed in a tin can by my bed.
Oh you like thing? and you posted about it?
oh im just commenting to tell everyone how much i dont care about thing and how i think its a waste of time and how i have superior taste because i do not enjoy thing,
you're welcome to enjoy thing i guess, i just want to comment to signal about how much i dont care for it
If you enjoy anything at all it's bourgeois decadence. If you hate things and enjoy hating them that's also bourgeois decadence. If you are indifferent to everything but try to be indifferent to everything...you guessed it bourgeois decadence.
True Leftists don't consider their opinions or reflect on them. They just have feelings about things randomly. That's the only way to avoid becoming the bourjussy
Mount that bourjussy to the wall
Cats should be outside because homes are bourgeois decadence
Give that stinky cat a bath