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[–] Randomgal@lemmy.ca 34 points 5 days ago

Can't wait until Grok just parrots classified info.

[–] BigMacHole@sopuli.xyz 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm glad my Tax Dollars are being Used to bring CHILD PORN INTO OUR MILITARY!

-Pizzagate Believers!

[–] Crotaro@beehaw.org 13 points 5 days ago

I think it's time to showcase Grok's abilities to put Pentagon officials into transparent bikinis. I can't imagine management would keep using a tool that uploads non-consensual NSFW images of them straight to the comment section.

[–] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 23 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Please just balkanize already.

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 days ago

My finger is on the button

The time has come to

Oh, sorry... I read "galvanize"

This doesn't fix anything. It kinda localizes the problem to within the former borders, sorta, maybe, at least temporarily. But balkanizing a nuclear empire just leads to a bunch of smaller, ever more deranged nuclear states, with all the same problems, but now an enormous amount of internal conflict and bloodshed, without stopping much of the external conflict and bloodshed. It's not like Yugoslavian breakdown went well or anything, and this would be more of that but on the scale of the USSR or China. If we're gonna get out of this, we need to do it at least sorta together.

[–] pglpm@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For a moment I thought it was The Onion news.

[–] SteevyT@beehaw.org 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I bet it's a tough time to be an Onion writer right now. How do you beat reality?

[–] pglpm@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago

😂 I'm sure they fear layoffs. Their latest news start even to make false claims:

https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 5 days ago

"Grok. Show me what U.S. bases ,not disclosed to the American people, looks like in a G-string."

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

What is it with the US government and its obsession with access to child pornography?

Seriously, I have read more about child pornography since trump got into power than in the 5 decades prior

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 13 points 5 days ago

Imagine giving a foreigner access to all your most classified systems. It's wild.

Skynet, but run by Wheatley

[–] JBPinkle@bookwyr.me 11 points 5 days ago