this post was submitted on 16 Jan 2026
463 points (91.6% liked)

linuxmemes

31127 readers
299 users here now

Hint: :q!


Sister communities:


Community rules (click to expand)

1. Follow the site-wide rules

2. Be civil
  • Understand the difference between a joke and an insult.
  • Do not harrass or attack users for any reason. This includes using blanket terms, like "every user of thing".
  • Don't get baited into back-and-forth insults. We are not animals.
  • Leave remarks of "peasantry" to the PCMR community. If you dislike an OS/service/application, attack the thing you dislike, not the individuals who use it. Some people may not have a choice.
  • Bigotry will not be tolerated.
  • 3. Post Linux-related content
  • Including Unix and BSD.
  • Non-Linux content is acceptable as long as it makes a reference to Linux. For example, the poorly made mockery of sudo in Windows.
  • No porn, no politics, no trolling or ragebaiting.
  • Don't come looking for advice, this is not the right community.
  • 4. No recent reposts
  • Everybody uses Arch btw, can't quit Vim, <loves/tolerates/hates> systemd, and wants to interject for a moment. You can stop now.
  • 5. πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ Language/язык/Sprache
  • This is primarily an English-speaking community. πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ
  • Comments written in other languages are allowed.
  • The substance of a post should be comprehensible for people who only speak English.
  • Titles and post bodies written in other languages will be allowed, but only as long as the above rule is observed.
  • 6. (NEW!) Regarding public figuresWe all have our opinions, and certain public figures can be divisive. Keep in mind that this is a community for memes and light-hearted fun, not for airing grievances or leveling accusations.
  • Keep discussions polite and free of disparagement.
  • We are never in possession of all of the facts. Defamatory comments will not be tolerated.
  • Discussions that get too heated will be locked and offending comments removed.
  • Β 

    Please report posts and comments that break these rules!


    Important: never execute code or follow advice that you don't understand or can't verify, especially here. The word of the day is credibility. This is a meme community -- even the most helpful comments might just be shitposts that can damage your system. Be aware, be smart, don't remove France.

    founded 2 years ago
    MODERATORS
     
    top 50 comments
    sorted by: hot top controversial new old
    [–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 96 points 3 months ago (5 children)
    A stop job is running for ...
    
    [–] Sludge@sh.itjust.works 53 points 3 months ago

    1 min 30 seconds of estimated 1 minute

    [–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

    Five minutes have passed... SysRq + B

    [–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    REISUB for a cleaner shutdown sequence syncing disks and the like. I read the mnemonic "Raising Elephants Is Utterly Boring" once and I still remember it years later lol

    [–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 12 points 3 months ago

    I prefer "Reboot Even If System Utterly Broken"

    load more comments (1 replies)
    [–] russjr08@piefed.zip 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    I learned a bit ago that if you hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete seven times very quickly, it'll bypass a stop task that is being pesky like this!

    [–] tomiant@piefed.social 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

    I found out that if I press the power button it does nothing. If I press it for four seconds, it still does nothing. But if I press it for eight seconds...

    load more comments (1 replies)

    I ran into a bug where if I shutdown my PC with anything running through Wine, it will hang at "a stop process" for wineserver, and even that shortcut would not work

    [–] ulterno@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

    I once invoked shutdown right after moving a lot of stuff (> 500GB) on HDDs and the thing timed out before the HDD could finish its thing.

    How do you 'stop' a stop job at that point and make the system wait longer before shutdown?

    [–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 2 points 3 months ago

    Grave dance

    [–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 71 points 3 months ago (17 children)

    Ah, kill -9. Me old pal. Always ready to assist when inconvenient bodies needs to be buried out back. Best friend ever.

    [–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 56 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Respect my -15, or I'll be back with my -9

    [–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 22 points 3 months ago

    That's the spirit!

    [–] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)
    [–] msage@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago

    Fuck, I need to rewatch that :D :D

    south park, btw.

    [–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

    I'm a kill -KILL guy, really satisfying to type.

    [–] jim3692@discuss.online 4 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Have you ever dealt with zombie processes?

    [–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 4 points 3 months ago

    What about orphaned children of zombie processes?

    [–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 2 points 3 months ago

    That Cannot Be Killed Which Is Already Dead.

    [–] Redjard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

    At least those eat no resources besides taking up space in htop. And can be traced to the parent being weird.
    Have you dealt with io-locked processes? Funny D-statuses spreading like a disease, anything that touches an infected process or resource also inherits it. Worst cases I have seen (nfs client kernel module not connecting a mountpoint properly) made every one of those fully resistant to -9.

    load more comments (13 replies)
    [–] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 63 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    This is SIGTERM vs SIGKILL, not Windows vs Linux, they each use both

    load more comments (4 replies)
    [–] dan@upvote.au 44 points 3 months ago (1 children)

    Linux will try SIGQUIT first, and you can immediately kill a process in Windows too. taskkill /f /im firefox.exe

    [–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah, and when's the last time anyone has legitimately seen Windows bluescreen for lack of RAM? I'm assuming that's the "logic" here, because in what world would a stuck browser cause a full crash?

    Man, I sure love tech memes not remotely based in reality.

    [–] tomiant@piefed.social 11 points 3 months ago

    Almost as if they are meant to be exaggerated and funny.

    [–] CameronDev@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

    Been a while since I've seen a bluescreen period. 10 and 11, for all their faults, have been pretty stable on that front. Crowdstrike did spoil a very good run.

    [–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 points 3 months ago

    I don't see windows bluescreens because I don't use it. We are not the same. Only lame Windows nerds know the flaws in this meme ;)

    [–] XLE@piefed.social 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

    Windows tip: clicking the X button multiple times will often kill a frozen app.

    [–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 3 months ago

    Windows tip: don't use it

    [–] charonn0@startrek.website 8 points 3 months ago

    The problem is that you're using Windows 95.

    [–] oppy1984 6 points 3 months ago

    I know it's not totally accurate but this got an audible laugh out of me.

    [–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

    I remember Lego Robot Comics. Weird, this is the second time they've come up on Lemmy in as many months.
    My favorite was the one about CANDY?? FOR BREAKFAST????

    [–] kadu@scribe.disroot.org 4 points 3 months ago

    The original version of this meme is misleading, then you go out of your way to create a new one and... it's misleading again. Jesus.

    Both Linux and Windows have both options: they can signal an application to gracefully shut down, and they can kill it if it doesn't respond.

    [–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

    Lol, are you guys talking about windows 7?Jesus... I've got Linux machines, and I get it. They're great for servers. But what the fuck is this nonsense? Lol.

    You're all clowns is you think this is true in 2026.

    [–] Shanmugha@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
    [–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

    Unless it’s in β€œD” state, then Linux be like β€œfine, you can annihilate the mf, but there are unfinished IO operations on the now disconnected NFS storage, so… maybe let’s just wait?”

    [–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

    XKill my beloved.

    [–] m3t00@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago
    [–] tomiant@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

    More like a hitman shooting a man in the back of the head with a silenced gun. *ptiouit*

    [–] OpenStars@piefed.social 2 points 3 months ago

    Inaccurate - the solution is obviously to just not use Windows:-P (/s, unless you know, maybe...?)

    load more comments
    view more: next β€Ί